thicc fitzgerald

i actually wanna go to haunted house more than i wanna go to aqua

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

Ryan Fannon, ladies and gentlemen https://t.co/SDkwZhgcHk

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Here's how Villanova student radio called the shot that won the national championship:

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

@NWSCharlestonWV you all don’t think the storm in NE Lewis County moving into Upshur is tornadic?

[rex volcano @RexVolcano]

the South needs to come up with a better way to address its problems than seceding

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

@CollegeFBPortal @californiapost When you’re managing 91 fantasy football leagues, you gotta stay dialed in

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

Has to be a UGA alum

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo.

When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a little ride in my favorite car."

READ MORE: https://t.co/MOjcD6i0sn

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

Always stay up to watch the game. Always.

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

This Russini story keeps taking wild turns

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sleeping on the couch tonight for laughing at this too hard.

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

StubHub has been absolute trash for years now. Not even a little surprised by this story

[J.R. Boudouris @JBoudouris]

I'm sharing this on social media as a warning to others who use the platform to buy/sell tickets. Going forward I will not be using Stubhub for any future sporting event/concert ticket purchases.

@StubHub
@BarstoolBigCat

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

!!!!

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Oregon transfer forward Kwame Evans Jr. has committed to Villanova, he told @On3. 

The 6-10 junior and former 5-star recruit averaged 13.3 points and 7.4 rebounds this season.

https://t.co/XUIVy7bkce

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

Garbage, he draws up garbage

[Rush the Court @rushthecourt]

Yale leads 71-69 over Penn with 23.1 to go.

Penn ball with 8 on the shot clock. Fran McCaffery, what do you draw up here...

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

@rushthecourt Arkansas

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

so many 2WD pickups with six-inch suspension lifts are going to be stuck on highway berms

[Houston TranStar @houstontranstar]

Keep an eye on the #HoustonTranStar real-time traffic map over the next few days. Snow and wintry mix will bring dangerous road conditions tonight through Wednesday morning. STAY HOME, and stay safe, friends. https://t.co/Ikwr9ZBt13

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

I sort of feel like this game is the nail in Neptune’s proverbial coffin. This team cannot close games

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

@Aaron_Bracy ahhh, thank you. I didn’t realize he got tossed during all that

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

@Aaron_Bracy am I crazy, or has Wooga not played at all in the 2nd half?

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

man, the things you see on the league pass arena cam during halftime

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

Strange move to add a losers poster to the wall. Must be right next to a framed 2017 Vols football media guide

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

this is what the modern nba is missing - beatboxing Rasheed Wallace

[Pistons Talk @Pistons__Talk]

Merry Christmas everyone here’s an all the @DetroitPistons throwback 😂

#detroitbasketball

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

This is what I can’t understand about Kirk’s argument. What is the goal here? And what is he so angry about?

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

If wins don’t matter and the number/quality of losses don’t matter either (as a disqualifier), then is he advocating for picking a Playoff field in August based on what rosters look like on paper? He’s asking to completely devalue the regular season.

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Ok the critics of the selection of @IndianaFootball & @SMUFB get over your school not being selected. Wow Lane Kiffin I thought u were better than mocking out Hoosiers for having a tough time. Did ur Ole Miss ever have a bad game ?Look at film of your Kentucky & Florida games.

[thicc fitzgerald @cfb_hipster]

LOL Ohio state lets McCord bolt, then loses to Michigan *again*, and McCord ends up getting Heisman votes at his new home

[Ralph D. Russo @ralphDrussoATH]

Full Heisman voting.