CollegeFootball Czar

college football addict on your interwebs trolling your teams

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I finally figured out how Ohio state skipped four games to make the #CFBPlayoff

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I guess it’s safe to say @TexasFootball is back, back of the @Big12Conference standings

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Kentucky’s kicker has worse accuracy than my golf game

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Dear Aggie football, should we just open a tab with your Amex, or just have the liquor store send you an invoice at the end of the season? Asking for some friends.

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The @Big12Conference basically decided to uninvite everyone because they didn't get a #Pokemon party.

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Wow @KirkHerbstreit just called Urban Meyer a swizzle stick. Do we know if he doesn't like his drinks shaken, not stirred? #GameDay

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It's #RedRiverShowdown weekend. As if I needed another reason to avoid Walmart while people raid the clearance section for "winner" gear

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It's become very apparent that neither team is afraid of each other, but they're terrified of the end zones. #LSUvsAUB

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So #TCUvsSMU is apparently a battle for an iron skillet, but it's really a just a trust fund spending- err, pissing contest

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Not sure if he's being punished for bad language or if it's Rufio from the lost boys.

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When things go so badly you just want to hide in public #sadfansaresad #surrenderturtle

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Next time that dude should pay attention. #NDvsTEX #opps

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#defeatcobra strikes early #LSUvsWISC

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Oh Honey!! #defeatcobra #OUvsUH

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At least #RockyTop picked a tough team in #AppalachianState #Baylor avoids tough opponents like Art Briles avoids depositions #AppvsTenn

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@GBHunting now that Spav is gone, are notecards banned in college station? #12thMan

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And yes twitterverse I'm baaaaack! Prepare for snark #CollegeFootball #GameDay

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If #AppalachianState beats #Tennessee is #Michigan validated for 9 yrs ago, or does that mean that #RockyTop is #overrated ? #AppvsTenn

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Apparently #RockyTop still thinks it's fall practice and not game time. #AppvsTenn

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Except @TexasSports can't catch anything @finebaum @ESPNU @CollegeGameDay #big12 #PokemonGO more like #PokemonNo