Kanny

Tuchel is a god. Chelsea FC everyday.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The “smartest” person in the country when asked for evidence that Uhuru is sponsoring the opposition points to a newspaper headline. Never mind that he repeatedly dismisses newspaper headlines as “fake news”

[Victor Emiantor @Victor105460772]

You see that channel called African magic epic on DStv ehn, their movies don't have scripts. They just call actors and tell them to just be acting until they feel they are done 😭😭.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

The crazy thing is that, if that guy did not decide to keep Afro, we won’t have known that Manchester United has not won 5 games in a row for 688 days.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Amazon are sat in the dressing room with 64 camera angles as we speak

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Una never thank me for Andrey Santos today o 🤣

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Uhuru Kenyatta marginalized Homa Bay. 🤣🤣 Politicians ni wakora.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Kifaa labda mkujie Sagana mamaee

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[🏆 @Mwawasi__]

Mtaelewa mbona team zina spend £100m kwa players nyinyi mnaenda gikomba na mbao mbao mnaita good business hahaha

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

You no put hull city o 😂😂😂😂

[Hull City @HullCity]

Don't say it...
Don't say it...
Don't say it...

...MAULED BY THE TIGERSSSSS 🐯

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Defeat in our opening game.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Our unbeaten run in the 2026/27 season has come to an end.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

9️⃣✅

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

They're working so hard to show the world they're not psychopaths and it's having the exact opposite effect.

[Juwiiceeee @nimrat_c]

In Nairobi we used to have jacaranda trees..2021 B.R (before ru..)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇦 Mykhaylo Mudryk, 100% expected to leave Chelsea on loan as revealed earlier this month.

Leeds United are pushing but Chelsea have rejected opening bid on straight loan. 🟡🔵

Chelsea open to Strasbourg loan for Mudryk while player keen on Premier League move.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea reject Leeds’ opening bid for Mykhailo Mudryk.

Viewed as significantly below what Chelsea are looking for but talks continue.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇦 OFFICIAL: Shakhtar Donetsk will play Champions League home games at Stamford Bridge this season.

“Playing our Champions League home matches at Stamford Bridge is a special opportunity for Shakhtar. We are grateful to Chelsea Football Club for the opportunity to host our games at this special venue”.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Subject to regulatory approvals, FC Shakhtar will play their home matches of the UEFA Champions League league phase at Stamford Bridge for the 2026/27 season.