Marco

In this life and the next.. Chelsea

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

So word on the street 👂

Chelsea’s remaining targets and aims are:

- Diogo Costa
- Lewis Hall
- Adam Wharton
- Alex Scott/Bruno G

Enzo Fernandez to depart to make way for both Wharton and Scott or Bruno, if not it’ll just be Wharton but Chelsea want Enzo gone as much as he’s been looking for a way out. Arsenal still have first priority on Bruno as his first choice has always been Arsenal. Alonso really wants Wharton though.

No movement on Pep Chavarria even while he wants the move. Lewis Hall has United and Chelsea as options.

Alonso’s request was to build a new spine (which is what we’ve needed for four years! 🤣). The aim is to try and win the league first season (even if they say top four publicly).

That’s all I’ve heard as rumours. If all this actually happens plus all the outgoings done too, we’ll be ready. Let’s see how the remainder of the window goes 👀🙌🏻

[Nina @lindosaur]

Ted’s back, Rebecca’s backside, full hearts, can’t lose

[Gold Derby @GoldDerby]

Emmy winner Hannah Waddingham hit the red carpet at the #TedLasso FYC event in LA.

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Steve Bruce seeing the Newcastle managers role is now available

[Potent @Potentsports]

📣📣📣I've had it confirmed by THREE top SPTC Sources now that as well as Henderson and Scott, Chelsea still plan an attempt to sign ADAM WHARTON from Crystal Palace as well."

Absolutely game changing. The way Alonso would use him to.

https://t.co/pJQvIn4SKW @siphillipssport

[. @TS10i_]

Don’t get my hopes up man…

[Sophie Cunningham @Sophiecunnin7]

After game ❤️❤️ #Fiver #SophieCunningham
#WNBAAllStarWeekend

[Liam @liam43102]

Why the fuck have @amazon started using Evri for deliveries? Failed delivery attempt today (can’t remember the last time that happened). Guess who? Yes, Evri. Please note Amazon, I do not pay for Prime to get dicked around by these colossal twats. Have a rethink.

[Marco @cfc_marco_]

Eddie howe leaves Newcastle, they could genuinely go down this season man

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[CarefreeDaily. 🚬 @CarefreeDailyFC]

Henderson isn’t at Chelsea because Xabi thinks he’s Xavi. He’s here to shove Enzo in his locker if he opens his mouth in the dressing room.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect
(credit Mylothecat)

[Peluca 🎙️ @Mileinnials]

Lo que fue Bruce Lee a los comienzos no tiene nombre, dominaba los elementos posta el tipo

[Archie L19 @ArchieStanding]

Henderson - CL and PL winner, brilliant person for experience and keeping standards up in training both moral and effort (hence why Tuchel took him to WC) ideal to see out a game and fills HG quota.

Welbeck - still a potent goalscorer, hugely popular team mate, played with JP and Caicedo. Very good at heading and playing low blocks (potentially £5-£10m) HG

Stones - won everything, yes injury record is awful recently but again, probably content in playing bit part role. Leader. HG

So for £5-10m combined, we would get an experienced head in each position of the pitch, home grown, brilliant in training, won multiple medals between them and will be fantastic for the rest of the squad. Also, doesn’t get in the way of any academy players pathways, if anything will help them as they will learn so much from them.

Yet somehow, having spent 4 years BEGGING for experience, BEGGING for leaders, BEGINNING for PL proven players, orchestrating protests, venting on X for 24hrs a day there are now people complaining. It doesn’t make any sense.

They are going to be squad players. Play in key moments when experience is needed to get over the line.

Dave Fallows is key to this. Alonso is key to this. They know how important the intangibles are in professional sport. We are trying to build a winning mentality. That only comes from winners. This squad always needed a sprinkle (2-3 players) who can drive this squad on. These would be ideal for it.

[✞ @CFCRaf2]

He’s 16? Wtf

[𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 @AdoreCelebsUK]

Emma Jones.

[Kriti 🍁 @Kritishere20]

Australian footballer Jaime Chapman, it's totally UNFAIR to have such physique at just 24 😭❤🇦🇺

[United Stand @Ayamke0]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea New signing undergoing medicals at Cobham 🔥

[ZEENYBLUE @ZeenyBlue]

Timber will tear his ACL if he try this 😂😂😂