Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺

Independent Sports Analyst

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

spot on

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Congrats

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Can lightning strike twice?

Messi will be hardest leg but I’m not doubting him. Let’s hope for another work of art as these guys chase the Golden Boot!

[Futbol Chelsea @FutbolCheIsea]

Did anybody else notice the Nike ad was filmed during the Champions League final? 😭

[Douglas Loveday @DouglasLoveful]

@FabrizioRomano We’ll know grandpa Perez is going for him 🔥

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

He averaged 5 losses a year for 10 years. We lost 5 games in December

[Squawka @Squawka]

Manchester City in the Premier League since Pep Guardiola took charge in 2016:

◉ Most Goals (903)
◉ Most Wins (269)
◉ Fewest losses (52)
◉ Most titles (6)

"We cannot replace him." 🥲

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

7 MINUTES OMDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

If Moises Caicedo made the tackle Havertz did there would be a 6 match ban, a court date and a 30min Sky Sports segment on the increase of violence in football.

[711 @hranikasz]

@AaronBastani Born to close Hormuz, forced to park the bus.

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

He thought Micah was Sturdidge😭

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Read People’s Minds and become the greatest poker player ever

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You can only pick 2:

1. Marry the perfect partner
2. Unlimited skincare
3. Unlimited free food
4. $20k every month
5. Read people’s minds

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Tiafoe now on the backlist

[⭐️ @Fadz01__]

You just know Caicedo walked into training this morning with that shitty grey tech fleece and was showing all 32 saying “Morning guys”

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

@johnnyb88_ Real pain brother

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Wow

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Manifesting

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Hate to be superstitious but English managers never work for us. Give me a Spanish manager or a German please

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Will be addressing the state of this team shortly

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

Swear the Giroud Bicycle was in Madrid

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

Atlético Madrid has NEVER LOST a home game in the knockout stage of the Champions League since 1997. 🤯

[Delusional Chelsea Fan 😃👺 @cfcbonez]

I rate Rosenior, just unfortunate we don’t have the quality players to convert. Also our defence 😵‍💫

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Best attacks this season (most xG created):

🥇 Chelsea - 65.28(xG)
🥈 Man Utd - 59.46(xG)
🥉 Man City - 59.02(xG)

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Best attacks this season (most xG created):

🥇 Chelsea - 65.28(xG)
🥈 Man Utd - 59.46(xG)
🥉 Man City - 59.02(xG)