@ChelseaFC fan, @TheGillsFC season ticket holder and @BrentwoodTownFC fan | Looking for sports journalism opportunities, recent work was @LowerTiers | 11/92
"Anything sets me off, just anything. I just see those David Walliams books. Oh, I hate them! You know those kids' books? Oh, I've gone on strike in my house. I refuse to read them to my kids. I'm not reading them."
~ Sean Lock
2026 International Breaks are actually GOATED btw.
2 Days in we’ve got:
Sage sacked
Carrick sacked
Walliams Nonced
Brand imprisoned
2 new generational emery memes
What a time to be alive😂😭
Our away ends are awful, 15 different languages, kids on IPads, vloggers and dickheads.
Got mates who have been going for years who can’t get a ticket utter joke.