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Thread on questions surrounding Manchester City and CAS:

Why City have broken the rules + football is corrupt
What FFP means now for others teams
Future of UEFA + FFP

RT to educate

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Cucurella to Madrid wtf?! That is a big blow, he’s a top player, damning indictment of the blueco project - will be interesting to see what the fee is. Pretty gutted about that ngl. Need to sign a top top lb to replace him

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Just saw someone say about Noni fighting over a penalty at Chelsea when we were 4-0 up but let a CB take a penalty tonight in a CL final.

Says everything about him tbh.

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No one is more deserving of a moment like this than Gabriel. Stay humble and dust yourself off prick

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This is absolutely bloody delicious

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Liam Delap can consider himself unlucky to miss out here

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨Joao Pedro has been nominated for Premier League transfer of the season.

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Guarantee no one at Chelsea misses this prick, average footballer, replaced by estevao who has a ceiling 10x higher. As soon as the wheels start coming off at Arsenal this guy will be the first to down tools, terrible mentality

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 “Did you imagine the season could be this good at Arsenal?”.

🏆 Noni Madueke: “I did, that’s why I came so quickly from where I was!”.

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6th is going to secure champions league, and it’s Bournemouth….. feel sick

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Delap starts - spurs staying up

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100% red card - we’ve had every single 50/50 red card go against us and they get away with that. Mental

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*moonwalks outside of the technical area after a crotch grab “hehe” during an attacking transition

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

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I love how there is a BBC article about how to cut out ‘tactical timeouts’ from the game because Chelsea deployed it vs Leeds. Arsenal have done this in 90% of their fixtures this season and not a peep from the media….

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PSG so desperate to have that central club World Cup winners badge on their shirt they had to invent a made up one 😂😂

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Delap is a donkey

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Gyokeres would have dislocated both ankles if he attempted that Joao Pedro finish

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Thought Andrey Santos was awful yesterday, didn’t take any risks with progressive passing despite having all the ball in the first half, repeatedly switched off at the back at set pieces, including for the goal

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Garnacho and Delap are Bournemouth/palace/ level - that is their ceiling

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What did we do wrong to have Shay Given and Steph Houghton as n prime time MOTD

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I was looking forward to this match for one reason only

Buongiorno vs Buonanotte

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@LetsTalk_FPL 8/11 of my starting XI this week scored 1 POINT - raya, Gabriel, rice, foden, kroupi, ekitike, Haaland - 24 points all in

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC For sure leaked by Maresca’s camp - he either wants out or he is saying to the owners - give me what I want in January or I’m off