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[matt @cfcmatttt]

chelsea in the usa media dump

[David Pook @PookyD81]

This dog shit of a wine now has its own stand at the supermarket. If I see anyone I know buying some I will punch them in the face.

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@CFCROYALBLUE Was McGettigans but after a load of terrible shit went on it lost its license, seems to be back now operating as “The Clubhouse”. Was relatively empty after Port Vale - think spoons is to blame

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Last week I was sent an American video declaring that London was now completely Islamist whilst I was literally eating a sausage roll in a pub.

[L 🇵🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @uonlylivetwceV2]

Fucking love you mate I will ALWAYS defend you. Proper

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Sad to see so many shops and bars closing down in Birmingham city centre, but thankfully gaining several new establishments providing emergency access to Walkers MAX Punchy Paprika, a rare commodity only previously available in every shop in the UK

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Did you miss these, you eternally outraged, disingenuous piece of dogshit?

[J @proustbythepool]

@brandnewalias ALL PRAISE TO ALLAH

[lefty @brandnewalias]

industry new season opening with new order true faith into a mix of firestarter by prodigy into space song by beach house back into new order fine time this is quality television

[auspill @aus_pill]

Was he already wearing tech fleece or did they just drip him out for the bit

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I failed out of economics class cause I kept referring to a concept of my own invention called Dominican Returns

[- @reeceenzo]

how it feels to be at a new year’s eve party and seeing all this maresca might get sacked news

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

It’s borderline mental illness if your critique of Britain is that the main train stations aren’t generally attractive.

[Mike @HoldDasso]

WHSmith in an airport terminal? Very risky but if it pays off they could be on to something!

[grace @ChelsGraceO]

It would be amazing if we could get a round of applause going at Stamford bridge in memory of Tom on Sunday. 💙

Applause to last for a minute in the 22nd minute.⚽️💙

Please RT to spread the word💙

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@ChelseaVWR_ Easiest ever

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@ChelseaVWR_ Reckon it goes to 12:00?

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@propachelsv @CFCAccountable He moved to Cali from London👍🏻

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@ChelseaVWR_ Easy pickings for once

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@honestm4tty @KMcCPFC @jakecumbrian Does your living room have 25,000 seats and an atmosphere? Fairs

[matt @cfcmatttt]

@ChelseaVWR_ Actually got a ticket