Christopher Pitts

live fast, die young bad boys do it well

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

FREE JOEY CHESTNUT

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

@DeucesElite @AmeristarSC Let’s go! @fatkidslowroll

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

The fact that you can pay money to restore a snap streak now blows my mind 😂

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

Ancient Hot Pocket reveals unique perspective on Noah’s Ark.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Ancient tablet reveals unique perspective on Noah's Ark. Recently translated, a 4,000-year-old tablet originating from ancient Mesopotamia (present-day Iraq) provides intriguing insights into the origins of the biblical story of Noah. This tablet recounts a similar narrative, presenting intricate guidelines for constructing a colossal circular vessel called a coracle. Notably, it emphasizes the entry of animals in pairs. The tablet documents the divine instructions given by a Mesopotamian deity, outlining the construction of a massive craft spanning approximately two-thirds the size of a soccer field. The vessel's framework is described as consisting of rope and wooden ribs, with a protective coating of bitumen.

[royalsoul @RoyalSoul369]

It’s 2:04 PM in the middle of the day in Manhattan, New York #wildfires #smoke

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

Legend

There will never be another Doyle Brunson

Doyle was @RadioAmanda favorite player by a mile

He will be missed by many, the Godfather of Poker

#RIPDoyle

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

@RascalBryan Dude I just ate a mcdanks hash brown and it was awesome.

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

I cannot stop watching this video 😭

[Rafey @BluCardiganRafe]

@kirawontmiss

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m proudly half Canadian!

[kaz @1941crowley]

most iconic john wick line

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

@RascalBryan I would definitely consider the McDonald’s hash brown a grail item. Followed closely behind by the Sonic breakfast burrito and the Burger King croissan’wich. #maketwittergreatagain

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

@rob_yong_ @PokerStars Qc 9c

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

Movie theaters should honestly have subtitles.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Catch flights not feelings

[Comedy Cloud @ComedyCloudVids]

Steve Aoki (DJ) threw a cake 80 ft and hit boy in wheel chair...

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

If he doesn’t return with a mic drop of a tweet I am going to be deeply upset.

[Andante @HostosOnVinyl]

The dark knight rises

He’s back

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

I just hope that one day I can retire and play the cowbell in a rock cover band.

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

If Donald Trump wins in 2024 I am getting a full back tattoo of a bald eagle holding sparklers

[Rampage @rampagepoker]

🚨Time to giveaway this $12.4K @wpt_global package🚨

I’m a gambler, let’s spin the wheel.

All you need to do to qualify is RT and like this post. Follow @wpt_global and you’re in. Will be using RNG to select 1 person who does these things, winner will be announced next week

[Christopher Pitts @cfitts33]

To the kid in high school who never brought books in his backpack so he could have more room for small pictures of Nicolas Cage that he hid all over the school. I hope you are doing well