3rd year quarterback michael penis jr

if you can’t take a loan from the bank you gotta take on the bank alone

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

my official first round mock with notes below:

[The Man in the Black Pyjamas @pyjamas_black]

Yeah he was up front for Portugal

[Dame Margera @damienfarronMMA]

HE'S PLAYING TOUCH BUTT IN THE PARK AGAIN

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Finally found a proper compilation for that Chris Wood performance.

Just pay attention to the chest controls, it’s too sexy. Easy for him.

[VJ17 @44off23]

sometimes it’s okay to be second.

the fact that he went band for band with lionel fucking messi for 15 years is itself a huge achievement.

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

tuchel is playing kane in the right way, he’s really built this team around him

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

@TheMMAfoo those wissa mbuemo edits back in their brentford days 🕊️

[E @Ellis_]

Portugal are so poorly coached.

They reek of golden era Belgium under Roberto Martinez.

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

he can get it overturned but it doesn’t change anything realistically besides the records. everyone saw gane outclass him for a round and a half and drop and hurt him bad, and everyone saw pereira look slow and hesitant.

[Nolan King @mma_kings]

Alex Pereira is looking at all grounds to appeal the result of his #UFCWhiteHouse bout vs. Ciryl Gane, per his management

I spoke with Poatan for about 25 minutes just now. He is adamant Herb Dean errored, adding Dean will never referee him again

Coming soon to @MMAJunkie...

[DeSean Goatland @JediYod]

Underrated idea but the fact that Jones getting caught on PEDs post USADA, with the added fact that most fighters were sauced pre, probably means Jones come up he was defo on the shit. Nobody will say it cause muh "Jon Jones" goat.

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

@MulletMikeMMA all he does is fight, just never in the octagon

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

One of the best niche things in football is when a WR1 is going off and then gets a big first down conversion and the announcer goes: “Who else? [Their name]”

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

dude he’s coming back i’m telling you this dude has plot armor

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 Pablo Motos, a close friend of Ilia Topuria, provided an update on his current physical and mental state

“This morning I was with Ilia. He has fractures in his orbital bones, in his nose.

This morning they were treating his wounds and he still couldn’t open his eyes properly.

Then we were talking about something we’re going to do this summer, making jokes, and then he said a phrase I loved. He looks at me with his eyes closed and says, ‘Champions, when we fall, we fall hard.’

They’re already looking toward the future. He was telling me, ‘I’d love to do the rematch in Spain with Gaethje.’”

(via @El_Hormiguero)

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

he’s such a dickhead for playing in the mls out of boredom man

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

i cannot emphasize how much that ilia we saw is not the ilia weve seen in the past, he has never looked like that. i still think this ilia is the best fighter we’ve ever seen.

[TopuriaLand @TopuriaLand]

Just look at the head movement, countering, and footwork.

There was an imposter vs Justin

[TopuriaLand @TopuriaLand]

Just look at the head movement, countering, and footwork.

There was an imposter vs Justin

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

i’m sorry what the fuck was irans keeper doing there? why are you waiting for that?

[Yakob 🇪🇬 @yakobper90]

Cannot stress enough how bad of a footballer Jules Kounde is. Absolute garbage bro he is fucking atrocious at every single facet of the game. It’s genuinely insane how he starts for Barcelona with that level.

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

oh my GOD olise how does this man move so fluidly and his awareness is just next level, that was fucking BEAUTIFUL. he might be the best player in the world

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

dude michael olise is so fucking cool there is not a player on earth i’d rather watch

[3rd year quarterback michael penis jr @cflcfc]

@TitansJets @BrodysBets his face was destroyed and he couldn’t see, the doctor would’ve stopped it anyways. there’s an argument that it was 2-2 going into the 5th if ilia doesn’t get poked early on that fight could look very different.