Cfleety

keeper of🐝🐝 servant of cats🐈 grower of things🪴 grounded in logic & reason, empathy & compassion🌎 GA🍑🇺🇸💙

[Cfleety @cfleetybee]

Here’s to 2024 🥂😬😭 #HNY2024

[Izhaan @Izhaasays]

we went from sept 1 to sept 22 in 10 mins, at this rate, new year’s is tomorrow

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

A PSA: do NOT download the White House app. It is doing something very weird with the sandbox permissions you give it. Which I’m not sure yet, but is likely against every service term and developer agreement on earth. I downloaded it so you don’t have to onto an air gapped old iPad. It is phoning home, asking for way too much personal data, and attempting to bypass location services permissions. Aside from the propaganda, it’s a security nightmare.

[Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen]

Ok, so, a short recap of what’s happened:

Farmers need potash as fertilizer. Potash is necessary to grow food and feed the world.

Yet Trump started a completely pointless war in Iran which choked off the Strait of Hormuz. This limits the world supply of potash, as million of tons of it come from Jordan and must travel through the Strait.

Ok, no problem. Our friendly neighbors to the north of us just happen to be the world’s #1 exporter of potash. We’ll just buy from them!

Oh wait, Trump completely wrecked our friendship with Canada for literally no reason by slapping them with egregious tariffs and insulting them by calling them the 51st state.

Well, darn. Ok, then we’ll make a deal with the #4 exporter of potash, Belarus. Belarus is a dictatorship and one of Putin’s satellite states. So, by buying from Belarus, we are indirectly helping Putin fund his war in Ukraine. Not good, but we need to eat.

Oh wait, all of Belarus’ potash has already been spoken for. There’s none for us to buy.

The USA is going to be in deep crap next growing season, and it’s not the kind of crap that can fertilize a field. There WILL be food shortages. Americans WILL go hungry.

That’s the art of the deal, baby!

[MaKhoza🍯 @jaytcoza]

One hard rule I have for parenting is if you are tickling a child and they are asking you to stop you stop. Even if they are laughing.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Honestly as long as you don’t need gas or groceries things really aren't that bad.

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

“you seem off today” i’m sorry i couldn’t hide it today. i’ll do better tomorrow

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

“Give us another chance” is the most mind boggling mid term pitch I’ve ever heard in my life.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Are cats aware that we can see their ears moving when they ignore us?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm impressed with how ugly i'm willing to look in public these days.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole

[Cfleety @cfleetybee]

4 yr-old referred to a gravestone as a “zombie marker” and I kind of like that forward thinking of his.

[KAILI ✰ @kashkailii]

u have to intentionally seek joy every day or the pressure of being an adult will suck the life outta u

[Cfleety @cfleetybee]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama We lost our beloved 11 yr old lab, Gomer, last week. I know all too well the pain your family is experiencing 💔 I’m sure Gomer and Sunny will be great friends on the other side of the rainbow bridge.

[Cfleety @cfleetybee]

Repost every time I come across it😊

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Eight years ago I posted my first ever Twitter thread, in which I point out that men cause all unwanted pregnancies, suggest widespread vasectomies, and encourage men to #ejaculateresponsibly. Pretty cool that all these years later, this thread is still retweeted daily.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

woke up feeling SO anxious. pretty sure doomscrolling about AI & binging 9/11 stories will help

[✩ @cry2death]

is it depression or adulthood where you stop posting on social media and take a few days to respond back to people