Unity Day at CRE! Thank you to our inCREdible school counselor, staff, scholars, & families for uniting against bullying! We got this CRE! #hOpe-in-October! @CardinalRidgeES @cardinal_pto
9/1/2005:
Ryan Zimmerman makes his @MLB debut.
9/1/2019:
Ryan Zimmerman hits a 437-foot HR and does "The Walker" for his dugout dance.
#STAYINTHEFIGHT // #OnePursuit
Every day's #NationalTellAJokeDay when you're a dad. PRIME EXAMPLE- whenever you can't open a jar and shout "WHAT KIND OF SECRETS ARE THEY KEEPING IN THERE?!"
I hope the boys who ran like ninjas and the girls who galloped like horses get together and birth the sneakiest pony children this side of the Mississippi.
@rhettmc @linklamont @rhettandlink this is important! Help. Need things to do in North Carolina!!! Will be in Raleigh for the day tomorrow and want to do something fun 🤗
my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!
Hey @mulaney, thought you might be looking for a new profile pic! This one my dad creepily snapped of you at a performance of @hadestown is zoomed in, blurry, and super candid. Perfect for social media!!
#Dbacks recall right-handed pitcher Taylor Clarke from the Triple-A Reno @Aces. Following yesterday's game, infielder/outfielder Tim Locastro was optioned to Reno.
Listening to my current obsession, the @ArmchairExpPod, on my way home from work and I drive past an Arby’s while @daxshepard is talking about Arby’s and I realized...I’ve never been...I feel like a bad #armcherry 😝
I’m gonna say something that might seem controversial at first, but when you spend time reflecting in its truth, I think you’ll eventually agree with... nobody has better cookies than Subway.
I’m bummed about The Bachelor decision too. I asked ABC to choose me again but this time cast 25 puppies instead of women. They told me to stop calling them. Also, I’m sure @Colt3FIVE will do great. Lastly, it’s a tv show, not a Supreme Court nomination. Calm down people.