chris

bwähhhhh

[chris @cforbutts]

Wenn Chelsea morgen gegen United verliert, werde ich Emi Martinez als Opfergabe auf den Altar binden

[chris @cforbutts]

Keine Sorge, wir packen nächstes Jahr noch mehr drauf #echtesWachstumwoesdraufankommt

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Germany records highest number of suicides in 25 years, with over 11,000 deaths last year.

[chris @cforbutts]

Liebe Chinesen,

welches ist das beste chinesische Chiliöl?
Bisher habe ich Lao gan ma probiert. Ich freue mich auf eure Empfehlungen.

[chris @cforbutts]

@nichtlith Hör mal, der verbindet mit der Musik eben ihm warme Erinnerungen. Wie z.B. seine Großeltern ausrauben. Oder ständig dicht zu sein. Oder seine Großeltern zu berauben. Oder im Stream das N-Wort sagen. Oder zu erzählen wie er abhängig war. Oder den Schmuck seiner Oma einzusacken

[chris @cforbutts]

@UnterOW rare unter w

[chris @cforbutts]

@girlfailurexo He has been doing the pseudo-centrist act for so long now. Whole time catering to right wingers, while convincing liberals he is actually progressive. He said it best himself: He isn't interested in being moral, he just wants to make as much profit off your back as possible

[chris @cforbutts]

i want to fuck ivy

[chris @cforbutts]

just get the fuck off the court if you're not playing pussy

[Griseous @lusterflare]

Me and bro looking at each other after we both drop references that require 17 daily hours of scrolling to understand

[chris @cforbutts]

Hitler's army has been substantially wounded

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.

[chris @cforbutts]

we may have to lynch adam silver

[K.E. @UnicornFan29]

After 81 seasons, the NBA has officially ended. The Boston Celtics won the most championships in NBA history at 18.

Thank you to everyone who was involved in the NBA from the beginning to the end, it was one hell of a run! 🫡

[chris @cforbutts]

Falls es die netten Chinesen sehen: Ich bin bereit für eine reiche Frau den Haushalt zu machen. Kochen, putzen, Wäsche und was sonst noch so ansteht. Chinesisch lerne ich dann natürlich auch.

[chris @cforbutts]

@frankiep423 @sneepygrl eughhh, you're actually a fan of a sexual predator. you're weird bro

[🇵🇷 @HOFS0T0]

Silver patched the push off and the streak ends 2 games later

[chris @cforbutts]

The Japanese would sodomize their pets if the law would tell them to

[chris @cforbutts]

I know I'm not fucking tripping

[chris @cforbutts]

You are actually dense, if you think people's jobs are safe like that in the EU. There are literal laws in Germany, that prohibit you from publicly advocating for an agenda, if you work as any kind of government or institutional official

[Mirai ♡ @miraisuzumiya]

Non Americans don’t understand that here in America, if you do anything beyond this, the media will immediately turn on you. See how Fox News portrayed BLM protests. Your healthcare is also tied to your job, and you CAN be fired if HR finds out about your political activism

[chris @cforbutts]

Damn, now I can't play Pokémon Heart Gold anymore. That would interfere with my time playing the new and improved Pokémon games published by GameFreak

[naru @naruasd]

外国人が過去のもう販売してないゲームの海賊版なら
メーカーが利益を逸してないから問題ないだろって言ってたけど
一歩先が見えてないアホな考え
その海賊版を遊べるのを理由に
今販売中のゲーム遊ばないもしくは遊ぶ時間が減るでしょ
つまり今売ってるゲームの売上に影響ある

[chris @cforbutts]

Suddenly I am a certified anger management counselor

[chris @cforbutts]

@HitoriItachi I'm sorry, but I have to block you, because you will soon spoiler me 😭