Conte Forum Capital, CFA

Murray Hill Survivor, Former Madsen Mafia member, Currently raving about BoB’s Monster

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Go ahead and tell Mike he doesn’t have to report this in his next SEC filing

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Calling my fat Italian friend Eataly

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Grown ass bald man watching Zootopia on the plane

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*Walks by dog park*

My roommate: “If I was a dog I’d by banging all the other dogs”

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@AmericanSicko_ @defendthevic

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Just saw a fat lady on a scooter do a five-point turn in Pret

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Tweeting like the boomer WSJ comment section

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Boy, I can’t wait to see my favorite building on campus on a sunny day!

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Me in my sleep dreaming of coming up with a handshake with LeBron

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@pinoslover69 Negative aura

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Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Sexually Assualts Even Younger Girl
https://t.co/NOXOF28rM1

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After your first nut and before your last, you are constantly in a state of both pre-nut delusion and post-nut clarity.

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Full fental nudity

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Druski, Sky Bri, Spike Lee. It don’t matter, Lakers in 5.

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

The King of MSG 👑🍎

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And I told Bozo Blake, we are going to get every recruit. We’re building a monster, and not just any monster may I add. The SEC was begging me, “stop stealing our players, it’s too much!”Shameful!

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Getting under the titty and flicking it on goal like I’m CR7

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In 82 Stanton yelling “how’s he pulling that”at every interaction I see. If you are chopped come here

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I have a #Bonergan

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@ADPKraftBurner PatKraft on Broadway by Fulton st stop. CFC is known to frequent that Pret