Carson

green light red light stop light?

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@Hali @PatMcAfeeShow

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@UnitreeRobotics @grok is this ai?

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@UW_MBB @courtmuldrew3 you suck

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

Katie Wilson taking the day off but not letting the kids #yousuckkatie

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@BarstoolPack

[ESPN @espn]

THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES WIN THE MEN'S COLLEGE CUP ON A GOLDEN GOAL 😱

WHAT A MOMENT TO WIN THE NATTY 🔥

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@mikefordburner “Let’s go to the beer garden” no it’s actually called the pen and you’re dumb and stupid cause the view sucks #strictlycasuals

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

#protestmariners7thinningstretch Game 2 of the movement bring back Macklemore or bring in some players

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@BrockHuard Hire will conroy this doesn’t happen

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The United States State Department is now planning to spend $400 million in taxpayer money to buy Tesla Cybertrucks.

[TRAVIS! @travisxthompson]

If u call this app “x” in real life u a lil Elon meat muncher sorry I don’t make the rules. This is twitter. Fuck them nerds good morning lmao.

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@berlin you’re not that cool calm down

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

NO WAY YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PEE IN BRUSSELS McDonald’s 0.40 are you shitting me, fuck it IM GOING IN THE STREET

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@Barstoolhuskies Bring back malloe

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

Ashton jeanty, Michael penix, Cooper Kupp all examples of trophies been meaningless these days we used to be a country of principal Mark Mosley was proof of that

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

@BarstoolBigCat Check IG DMS

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

WE WANT MPJ @AtlantaFalcons

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

Carson Bruener is better at life than Drew Allar

[Carson @cfosterfarms]

Halloween 2024 the day it all clicked