Caroline Martin

if you follow me then you should also follow @MartinsLaneVyd - stunning English still and sparkling wine.

[Caroline Martin @cg4354]

@haveigotnews I’m really not sure why you’ve got Sheila Hancock on the show this week - she just keeps moaning on and on. Surely there’s other more interesting people you could have chosen 🙄 #haveigotnewsforyou

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@Mysteron_Voice She’s doing the rounds of all the “chat shows” - annoying as hell! She’s made a career out of being thick.

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@comicrelief PLEASE remove that microphone from near the cackling audience member! Other than the fact you’re not doing a good job at making it funny at the moment, that laugh is so effing annoying 😡😡

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@takethat just seen a trailer for your tour - I really hope you’re NOT going to be releasing thousands of balloons into the open air?? I’m sure you’re aware of the damage they do when they eventually fall back to fields of farm animals, the sea etc. Please rethink! #pollution

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#lorraine signs you’re getting older - trying to wear trendy clothes as Dr Amir is currently wearing. Really Doctor Amir, stripey flares and a pink turtle neck?? 🫣

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@LenzoToggz 😂

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@toyinsage @the_traitors_ 🤷‍♀️why did she bring him a cuppa after the roundtable yesterday without asking, without checking whether he had sugar etc? 🤔 Just curious about all that tbh! 😁

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Bored watching @TheGNShow - they’re all talking about how they got their parents on their own shows. Meanwhile loads of struggling actors who’d give their all for a role in those films. Nepotism gone wild here! And Emily Blunt is soooo false 🤮

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@JerkinJay54 Yep, so fake, keeps touching Matthew McC. 🤮

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Stop being such a twat #JeremyVine and let Nick Speakman talk for heavens sake!! You’d learn quite a bit if you just shut up. @BBCRadio2

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@serendipitysans @TicketmasterUK @SpursStadium Cancelled, husband works at the stadium and they’ve just told them.

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How much do you reckon he paid for the “art” behind him? Unless it was done by one of his kids and he’s just doing what we all did and sticking their artwork up on the fridge, he’s been taken for a mug 😆😆 #bbcbreakfast #rubbishart

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@gazmo67 I’m guessing a “researcher”creates the idiot questions & they just have to read the autocue/cards - sometimes that’s too difficult for Tim 🤦‍♀️ Simon can’t string a sentence together properly, always rushed & unintelligible. Whole thing annoys the f out of me but hubby likes it 🤷‍♀️

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@DebbieGForLife Exactly my thoughts. Butter too cold, too rushed, too much coffee too quickly. 🤮

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@SundayBrunchC4 🤢 that cold lasagne @simonrim served @timlovejoy did not look good - congealed cold cheese on the top looked awful. Not good tv I’m afraid! #sundaybrunch

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Could @matt_tebbutt possibly stop using “errrr” before almost every phrase when presenting/reading the autocue and then rushing through the rest of the words? It’s intensely annoying #saturdaykitchen

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@maggiemoo83 Obviously part of his lovable charm - that and the braces and the unbuttoned shirt 🤢