Michael Fain

Former Navy diver. Independent conservative. Fan of Constitution. ❤️ satire and muscle cars. support our troops. Go IU! Go Coast Guard.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

A 72-year-old Dallas man fatally shot a burglar, then went back to sleep, police say https://t.co/fB7fb6xsZg via ⁦@USATODAY⁩ TEXAS!

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@NatGeo Coffee Girl, Astoria Oregon

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@NavyTimes I wonder if we harbor the same biases.

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@NavyTimes Did they let veterans read and score the resumes?

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@indystar 18 is too young to date.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@indystar Dating causes depression.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@indystar Somebody should.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@megankhenry @DispatchAlerts Contact any primary care doctor. I have 5-10 capers per day come through all trying to quit smoking. I’m sure they would love to tell their stories.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@Parag_Gupta @MZHemingway GOP could learn from dems:
#1. Stick together. 2. When in power ACT!

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@MZHemingway I feel the Dems have sealed their fate in the upcoming election. No one I associate with approves of what’s happening. Everyone blames 🦓🐎 couldn’t find mule/donkey imogie.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@nytimes @UpshotNYT I’m pretty well educated but I’m not convinced polling science is up to the standards of experimentation.

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Is there a constitutional right to immediate gratification? Court presedent for same? Any lawyers out there?

[Li BEER Tees @LiBEERTees]

Light 'em up. 🚬

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@DaveintheDesert Never liked the doggie bowl wheels. Nice car though. Needs some chrome.

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@PhRMA Why bother? If you make any money Bernie is going to take it back and give away the drug for free.

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@SenToddYoung Pay the Coast Guard.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@DaveintheDesert Nope.

[Phil Clifford @thefleetman]

Please RT. Keep a lookout for a Saab 900 Carlsson that has been stolen during the day (24th) from Audley End railway station car park between 09:00 & 18:35. It’s bright red and now has a registration number C4LSN. It's very distinctive so if you see it please call the police.

[Michael Fain @cgadad]

@SignsFun That’s mean.

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@journalnews Should have been Dalmatians.