Chris Garb

professional pizza enthusiast

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

The first ever double red card tackle 😅

[Brian Sciaretta @BrianSciaretta]

We need this goal celebration from someone - anyone - in MLS next year

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Inside DJ Khaled’s freezer
https://t.co/8MRlse6m2F

[Chris Garb @cgarbinsky6]

nice buns

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

Julie what's the weather like hold on Janice I'll have a look

[k o n a n d o @konando_]

Ndiaye's celebration-shithousery is top tier 👌🏼

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Easy.

[Rob Warner @Real_Rob_Warner]

Total90 wasn't launched until 2004 and David Beckham was an Adidas athlete 🤓

[Rockstar Chef Ponzi @OmariJB]

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

The fucking defender😭😭

[Chris Garb @cgarbinsky6]

This can’t be good…

[Calcio England @CalcioEngland]

🦅 Mussolini returns to Rome

Lazio have exercised their option to bring right-sided defender Romano Floriani Mussolini (the great grandson of Benito Mussolini) back to the capital

He enjoyed a prosperous season with a Juve Stabia, against the odds, reaching the Serie B playoffs

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ Candy (#FSTFCspoilers) @finaIspace]

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK

[Wassup_Cara_mel @Wassup_Cara_Mel]

Barilla pasta has a Spotify playlist. Each playlist is the exact length of cook time for the varieties of pasta.

Press play, drop the noodles, music stops, al dente noodles.

[Chris Garb @cgarbinsky6]

I hope these kids like laptop batteries

[Goodable @Goodable]

Good News Alert:

Steve Carrell just announced that he's paying for Los Angeles students who've been affected by the wildfires to go to their prom for free.

What a good guy.

[KJ @KJ_1310]

don’t even play anymore but I might get them to wander round the house in

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Happy National Texas Day, y’all 🤠

@luka7doncic // #MFFL

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

INSANITY!!!!!!!

A BYCLE KICK ASSISTED A BYCLE KICK GOAL !!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

https://t.co/4ztLzgcOZn

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- I was not ready for them to cut up like this in the Parent Trap reboot.