CHARLES GATONYE

GOD FEARING || ACCOUNTS/AUDIT ASSISTANT || OPEN MINDED || Humanity ABOVE everything.

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Word

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Oya mkuu, this is old news. The burden of proof now rests on the taxpayers shoulders. The real question is whether their shoulders are steady and "squared up" to object kra assessments otherwise they get it in the nose.

Check @AmbokoJH 's pinned tweet.

[david bundi @dn_nkonge]

@AmbokoJH It's time the law settles clearly & lays safeguards and clear steps of what is "burden of proof ". This term is being abused in many cases to condemn taxpayers. Let's a legislated mechanism of what burden of proof should look like- including format of documentation arrangement

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

@Eddie_Mugoh See what you did there

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Your "vision" , "plans"and "Ideas" include ferrying a crowd in school buses?

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

The opposition is not offering a vision, ideas, a plan or meaningful alternatives.

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Eish! Mkuu. 💯💯💯💯💯

[MORBID KENYAN @Morbid_Kenyan]

Mtemi Bokono: “Upinzani ni tishio la kuwepo! Wanaharibu uchumi na mustakabali wa watoto!”

Mwelusi (akicheka chini ya kisima):
“Bro… tishio la kweli ni wewe. ‘Transformative administration’ = kodi za maumivu + abductions za usiku + ahadi zilizokufa kama Albert Ojwang.
Ripoti iandikwe: ‘Mshukiwa alijigonga ukutani.’

Sisi tuko hapa tukisema: Askari hawana nyoyo… wana mawe na WiFi.
Umati unaimba sasa. Kesho wataimba ‘Wantam’.
Karibu kisimani, Mtemi. Maji yako yameisha

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

"Wīkuo ta hiti" is even crazier. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

“Mafisi mpo?” Is a crazy thing to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Now "wīkuo ta hiti" will be misused. 🤣🤣🤣

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Kikuyus takes anything for content, Aden Duale tribal profiling now used to make contents

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Increase the price of Tea, a Supplier who was willing to spend only 100,000 now has to spend 100,800.

If he's not willing to spend, he'll end up buying a lower quantity of tea:What happens to Farmers Earnings if demand goes down? Yeeeees! LESS EARNINGS TO THE FARMER.

smh

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

Agriculture CS Mutahi Kagwe has defended the proposed 0.8% tea levy assuring farmers it will be paid by overseas tea buyers and will not reduce tea farmers' earnings.

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Kuna ingine aliambiwa kukinyesha mvua ya busara, cheragei atachukua mwavuli🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kirinyaga Senator said akili ya Samson Cherargei inakuja na kuenda kama msimu wa maembe and I just can't stop thinking of that uppercut. Haha!

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Oya, ukawekelea "Affirmative" na ukaendelea kupumua na mashimo zote mbili za mapua, haukupata ata homa. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

OSINT imeanza kazi kaende sana

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

About 100 years later than your timeline, this would be the cost of 100 acres of prime crown land.

Imagine owning the whole of Westlands Constituency for a paltry $87.00.

[just yvonne @yvy___]

must be nice living in the 1800’s. imagine paying 36 cents as toll fee at the Panama Canal.

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Oya, nothing is worth human life. They could not have gotten here in the first place. Whether its fear that his reputaion would be ruined by a scandal, or its intimidation, or whatever
made the bastards commit this heinous murders. Nothing is worth human life.

[.. @AderaJacob]

@johnallannamu The minute the journalist escaped, they were to abort the mission.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

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[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Does Albert Ojwang exist? Sim2uambie

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC what the helly?????

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

@SafaricomPLC wamefunga paybill ya mwananchi after “orders from above”.

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

@MsMacharia @MamaRachelRuto 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Linda Mama wasctaking care of the Mother and Child. Bwana these guys think they can hoodwink us.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

“What was formerly known as Linda Mama is now Linda Jamii. As soon as a mother delivers, we will ensure that the mother, child, and father are cared for”

—President William Ruto

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[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

"Watu walimkejeli" instead of saying "Sisi tulimkejeli" because you were in a faction that Supported Uhuru Kenyatta.

#RutoMustGo

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“Mimi si wazimu, mimi si mlevi! Hakuna mtoto wa Kenya atakosa nafasi ya kusoma kwa sababu ya kukosa pesa!” President Ruto blasts those questioning his new Higher Education Funding Model

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

After over-taxing Kenyans for four years, the Kenyan government has suddenly decided to be clever by planning to reduce PAYE for salaried workers just one year before the General Election!

[CHARLES GATONYE @cgatosh]

Mūrī andū a hinya mūno Rathimwoni nginya mūmake. 💪💪

[Mwathi Doktari @Samtab_]

@KamauNgothoOlk As an Ol'kalou person, who knows you in person and your capability, go ye to parliament and represent us. Make us proud in the remaining part of the term.