Chris Darden

Slightly less weird on Insta: Podcast: @TrackListingPod

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Shitty Boyfriend in a Horror Movie

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I was trying to figure out who Pam Bondi reminded me of during her Congressional Hearing and then it hit me

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Hulking out tonight. RIP brother

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@ericadamsfornyc Are you still running for mayor?

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Somberly watching tonight 😢

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All critiques are appreciated

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@jaxajueny @KenMcGraw

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@K_A_N_D_E_L Is that an Atari controller?

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@waziot what movie is?

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GF thought Helen Hunt was in Jurassic Park. I reminded her, it’s Laura Dern.

Here’s an easy rhyme so you won’t forget:

If dinosaurs are on the screen, then Laura Dern is to be seen

But if there are twisters in the sky, then Helen Hunt is the one you spy

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All my shushing at concerts has finally paid off now that I’ve been awarded this year’s Most Respectful Audience Member

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When you meet your cousin’s new boyfriend

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Every video game I play ends up being 90% managing my inventory.

My real life is also mainly just managing my digital storage.

I dream of a world with more streamlined storage solutions.

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Barber: Okay, you wanna see the back?

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@CitizenFreePres I feel like we’re like a month away from this happening again

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@THR Was John Cena going to play Wile E. Coyote? Genuinely seems like a wonderful idea to shelve.

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Laughing at the serious way CNN covered Chris Christie getting heckled at a baseball game. Dramatic music is killing me

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Playing Baldur’s Gate like:

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@timothyseiber 😂😂 no way, Win Son is the best!

DM for restaurant reveal

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That’s crazy, man…

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*Oppenheimer