itschughes

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of being friends. Co-host of a podcast called Paultom City

[itschughes @itschughes]

Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your bone-in goat cube.

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Getting kicked out of the jewelers for saying “dat bih gah” while shopping for engagement rings

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@tom_on_here 🤫✌️use this noise if you can’t get a rum and Coke at the Buffalo Wild Wings

[Not Racist Guy @Based_Ted_Cruz]

Easily the worst part about 9/11 is that it happened on stolen land.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bro looks Like L Ron Cool Jay

[Not Racist Guy @Based_Ted_Cruz]

Me at my high school reunion: “Are you still into fingering?”

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@daltonleepruitt Lisan al gAIb

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When the xannies are too bombad

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Bananas Foster Wallace

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If y'all ain't lookin for this motherfucker then idk what y'all doin

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

INSANE: Police airlifted a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside.

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@NotJackKemp @PhilipTKingston @DallasXCEO Get his ass, Jake

[Birch Brother 🪓 @BjorkBrodern]

Men will watch this video of German riot police stuck in the mud at a coal mine protest and suddenly get the battle of Agincourt.

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@len0killer *looking longingly at the White Castle*

My ancestor died for this.

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[Not Racist Guy @Based_Ted_Cruz]

Me when I’m about to shoot a load in a sock:

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

having a model that's supposedly too dangerous to release to the public but it's okay to use for b2b sales and marketing is hilarious

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Liechtenstein dropping from the top rope to disrupt the modern European order would be, objectively, one of the funniest things to happen in history.

[The Last Great Arrakian Dynasty @cruelsardaukar]

Daily reminder that the House of Hapsburg had no legal right to abolish the Holy Roman Empire in 1806, which means that by process of elimination the only country to never renounce its membership, Liechtenstein, could assemble the seven Electors, crown a new Holy Roman Emperor, and lay claim to the entirety of the Holy Roman Empire's territory.

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Calling in “Broken Arrow” and ordering close air support for the Spectrum maintenance workers.

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I know a side quest when I see one