thot police

oh lawd she comin

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

@VUMChealth

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Using eye drops is self care

[⤬ 𝚂𝙰𝚆𝙲 ⤬ @sawcjay]

OH MY GOD???????

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Disappointed to announce that the season change in animal crossing has not ended my depression

[thot police @cgdavis_]

I know it’s unrealistic to compare my body to a model’s but if I could just be even half as much of a shapeless form as then I’d be happy l

[thot police @cgdavis_]

I... I thought I was the only one

[JP @jpbrammer]

put the DuoLingo owl in Smash

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Man gen z has it so easy with these viral dance videos. We all just had to learn how to crank that Soulja boy from some kid on the bus

[thot police @cgdavis_]

I don’t really think the rest of y’all get that it’s actually catastrophic when we have winter weather in the south. We don’t even have the infrastructure to deal with it. Like people are dying rn so miss me with the “southerners can’t handle a little snow” take

[JP @jpbrammer]

I suppose I will simply continue swinging from one cultural trauma to the next like a gibbon in a nightmare forest

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Activated 😈

[thot police @cgdavis_]

I love that gen z’s thing is gatekeeping pants

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Tr*mp’s lawyer looks like the manager of a furniture liquidation warehouse

[thot police @cgdavis_]

Choose your fighter

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

“Cancel culture”...Ok I get it now! I guess that’s like suppressing votes, purging voter rolls, not following your constitutional oath, and definitely not holding folks accountable for sedition & the Capitol insurrection. #HypocritesFor100

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

my girlfriend getting off work at the end of the day:

me: