Chris Germain

Due to my lack of interesting things to say, I present the most lackadaisical bio I can think of in under 160 characters.

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

@alphaINTEL I still haven’t had a chance to play…I’m a week behind

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Nerf wall is complete! #nerfornothing #nerf #nerfgun #needmore #wemighthaveaproblem https://t.co/JVyqkzfjZN

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Probably tastes better too. https://t.co/LYvqAUOXvp

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Here's 5 things to know about expected new WR coach Sanjay Lal.

📝: https://t.co/luNzw5KddF

[Clutch @clutchofficial]

This is happening.

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Youngest playing new games on Nintendo switch, oldest playing an old school Gameboy Color that… https://t.co/esx45spFxK

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Yeah I’m fucking spoiled! _radlizard_ got me a wood lathe! #newhobby #newtowoodturning… https://t.co/IO1AQOKUeH

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

@OldNavy had a store lose 2 registers in NLR, AR. Staff still all smiles and trying to help customers. Great job!

[D-Ware @DeMarcusWare]

And there ya have it 👏🏿#DallasCowboys

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Hey, we're gonna do a quick podcast on the Cowboys' roster cuts, etc., at 3:30pm. Myself, @BryanBroaddus, @nickeatman & @robphillips3.

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

On a mission to finish a book by Monday! #kidreader #readinggoals https://t.co/KNf29ZcX2p

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Birthday fun at Dave and Busters! Drinks sold separately (kids have non-alcoholic, so calm down)… https://t.co/5pdgG2809x

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Boys watching tv this morning...almost reminds me of Saturday morning cartoons https://t.co/9fFxIt2rMB

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

So damn close!!!! #lifegoals https://t.co/sFWUWqz3fs

[SERIOUSLY STRANGE @SeriousStrange]

"The Old Guitarist" by Pablo Picasso, c. 1904.

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Awesome Father's Day gift. It's ok to be jealous! #cowboysnation sean.lee50 @seanlee_50… https://t.co/boK8Slhx2X

[NFL @NFL]

#ThankYouTony

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

My unstoppable war machine in #Freeblade

[Chris Germain @cgerm001]

Make sure you know where the hand w/ toilet paper is going when your on the pot with a runny nose #thoughtoftheday