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[- @cgfry]

The Moon Man took over London tonight ☄️🪐 @KiDCuDi

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Last Chalice @lastchalice]

Fable in 2027 is insane.
Announced in 2020.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Y para completar el 3x1 nos hemos venido arriba y vamos a tirar la casita por la ventana: el jugador llega cedido por una temporada y a cambio nosotros cedemos a Tom Ford y Smith sin opción de compra. Oferta irrechazable.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Para esta segunda oferta hemos tenido un problema, se nos han terminado las entradas para el concierto de mañana, así que mejoramos la propuesta anterior con 6 para el del domingo.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Cody Kakpo @CodyKakpo]

🚨 Cody Gakpo’s Dating History

​2020 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (21yo)
2021 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (22yo)
2022 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (23yo)
2023 — Noa van der Bij 🇳🇱 (24yo)
2024 — Arne Slot 🇳🇱 (45yo)...see details

[LB @LBLFC_]

Just let off one of these in the kitchen.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[cants @cantseyy]

Short back and reveal the sides

[- @cgfry]

@AvantiWestCoast I can’t select the cancelled service as it isn’t showing

[- @cgfry]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi! The 10:51 service from Euston to Manchester Piccadilly on 18/4 was cancelled and we had to use the alternative 11:13 service. We couldn’t move and were standing the entire journey instead of using our reserved seats. Can we claim compensation for this?

[- @cgfry]

@AvantiWestCoast The original (cancelled) service was due to get in at 13:05, we got in at 13:29 on the other service

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

What a country. You could barely get a direct ticket a few days ago, now if you have got one best of luck getting there. Hope there are no major sporting events taking place today that might compel you to travel from London to Manchester.

[James Pearce’s Massive Pecker @PearcesPecker2]

Sad that Isak, Wirtz, and Ekitike will have only played 119 minutes together in their first season at Liverpool (£320M later…)

[Andrew Savory @adsavory]

Just walked past Jermaine Jenas' favourite shop in Florence

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

wow guys not cool such an invasion of our privacy

[ye @kanyewest]

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

[⭐️⭐️ @zyvrse]

hello, im Chappell Roan’s security guy that yelled at and mistreated the little bratty girl

My name is Arne Slot and i’m the head coach of liverpool football club , my son Cody Gakpo was who gave me the idea.

[some trip ay mr krabs @Chippaponi]

Not trademarked. Really I’m not trademarked

[M. @pedressii]

jules kounde