David Steves

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

I’m just glad there are felons who capitalize on Americans, by selling dog shit albums and sing about patriotism when all they did was nothing for the 20+ years we were at war. Give me a break, you couldn’t carry my rucksack. @AdamBCalhoun

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

@TheRealSmith2_ man, hope a team picks you up and appreciates you man! Thanks for being a great Met! Bigger things ahead when you play full time!!

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

If you are more upset about the FBI conducting a search for documents that should not have been taken than a no knock warrant being conducted that resulted in the death of a first responder- it’s not about the law- it’s about privilege.

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

This weekend my Dad made a better balding joke about me than Chris Rock did on Jada. He didn’t get slapped….Wills are important 😉

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

@Lindor12BC Thank you so much for taking the time to make my girls day! Love having you on our team! #LGM #Mets fans for life!!

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Rodgers is effectively immune from the super bowl, and vaccinated from it also….#NFLPlayoffs #GreenBayPackers #Rodgers #COVIDIOT

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Those people are dissing Antonio Brown for walking off the job….are the same people who have accepted a pizza luncheon for working through COVID….#Great Resignation #BeBetter #abhealth

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Ready for Hockey in Kalamazoo!!! #kwingsphoto #kwings

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Congrats to Shenendehowa Alum Ian Anderson!!!! World Series Champion!! You beat me to it. You magnificent bastard!! #WorldSeries #Braves #Shenendehowa

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Gabe Morales call is as bad as Jim Joyce @MLB make this better

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

If you are covering your mouth and the interpreter isn’t??? What’s the point- most of those in MLB know Spanish…..#fail

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

I don’t care- if #KyloRen kills Matt Damon in the #thelastduel just let me know so I can watch it on repeat. #hatemattdamon

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

I was going to bed early tonight…well @getskrewed and The movie “Gladiator” this was false….

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Mets fans don’t “boo” because they don’t like you. They “boo” because they expect more of you. Do better. @Mets @javy23baez @Lindor12BC #LFGM show us what you are made of.

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

When you see a thicker girl wearing a Twins sweatshirt it’s not great to yell “Go Twinkies”. It was acceptable in 1987- am I the asshole? #twins #twinkies

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

@SteveGelbs hey please tell Ron Darling when the third baseman plays near 2nd in the shift- we call it “softball second” ;). #LGM

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

@Mets Let’s try to score before the 6th inning- new challenge!!!

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

I truly don’t care what the rest of the line up looks like- if you have Pete Alonso and Lindor- you should get at least one run in 18 innings!! @Mets @LGM #comeonman #bebetter

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

@Mets is Jacob deGrom’s elbow still in shock after the team kept the lead? #espn #LFGM #LFM

[David Steves @cgmcomedy]

Name 3 Major League pitchers you wouldn’t want to face:
Randy Johnson
Sandy Koufax
Mariano Rivera

@MLB @MiLB @MarianoRivera