carmen guzmán

🇵🇷 🎬📺🏀 🗣 opinions are my own twisted structure of Spanglish words. she/her/ella

[Reality Tv Junkie @Realitea_TvJunk]

Them playing this the boy is mine cover during Clarke and Olandria’s conversation #Loveislandusa

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

The sound mixing is better this episode #LoveIslandUSA7 👏🏼👏🏼

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

Legit haven’t stopped washing everything since we moved. 🤭

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

You dream of buying a house.
I’m aiming for a washer dryer.

We are not the same
Generation.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

I’ve owned my car for two years and now I can finally charge it at home

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

Moving sucks but now I have a washer dryer in unit and a backyard

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

As a person who manages 18-21 year olds, common sense is…rare.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

Seeing a lot of my peers fall for pyramid schemes.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

My mind: “you should be doing something”
My body: “bitch, after 11 days, you left Rome yesterday at 2pm, flew 10 hours, landed in Canada and it was 5:30pm. Flew to LAX for 4 hours and it was 10:30pm. You picked up your car and drove an 1hr 30min home and got here at 1:00am.”

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

The unbearable lightness of bringing lunch to work but wanting to buy lunch because that burrito looks fire

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@pyroov8 @puertofico Take all my money.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico @pyroov8 HANDSOME

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@pyroov8 Are they charging you for the days that your apartment is like this because they didn’t paint the apartment on time? Seems like their lack of proper management is now your problem…

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

The thing about watching @TheBearFX is that now I am coming up with menus and will most likely make it all tonight.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

The search for the LAX airport outlet that works in the United terminal begins!

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico Everyone seeing how i like all your tweets 😝

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico I’m trying to understand how to play! I know i will find you online at the right time.

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico Camper

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico Put me in the middle of this sandwich!

[carmen guzmán @cgooseman]

@puertofico So proud of you! 💗💗💗💗