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[caroline @cgraycem]

Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I've won and the 21.2 million dollars

[ani @anilarity]

no but in all seriousness imagine this is your very first time in the world cup and not only do you not lose a single game in the group stage (one of which is against a top 3 team) but your first knockout game is against the current world champions and u still almost win

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

free the bad bitches writing paragraphs to men who read at a fifth grade level

[alodia @adoredIily]

typing in lowercase bc im against capitalism

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

The quote “even if you win the rat race, you’re still a rat” did irreparable damage to my worldview

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My funeral will have an open bar

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

this is the golden age for people who are good-but-not-great writers who write run-on sentences with too many commas. guess what? i’m the only one you can trust

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

[. @emmasarchivee]

Being concerningly skinny and disgustingly overeducated would fix me ngl

[g @34rths]

I reconnect with people easily even after years of not talking because no friendship of mine is truly severed unless otherwise stated and there will always be a place in my life for everyone I once met

[trash jones @jzux]

i should be able to put my phone on Please Disturb mode so my friends know I want attention

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[bug girl @buggirl]

realizing i may have been pondering myself into stagnation

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

It’s very important to lay on the floor

[Vivian @suchnerve]

no babe i love your revenge bedtime procrastination, normal circadian rhythms scare me

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades.

I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

[َ @5akssss]

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

littering the world with strands of my hair

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it