colleen✨

Music .. that's all

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced a free Knicks watch party at Bryant Park.

This comes after watch parties outside of Madison Square Garden were canceled due to Trump's attendance.

[O.A.R. @ofarevolution]

We can’t wait to see you out there this summer with @GavinDeGraw @KTTunstall @LisaLoeb

Right now, you can grab $30 tickets as part of Live Nation’s Summer of Live—perfect excuse to lock in your next night out with us.

Head to https://t.co/X02fVlpYUA for all the details.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

One of my favorite games to play as an adult is:

Did I take Tylenol 30 minutes ago or did I just think about taking Tylenol 30 minutes ago...

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Like, maybe we shouldn’t have the signature of a fucking rapist on all US currency.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?

Ireland.

Every year it’s Dublin.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I went on a ski trip.

It started off fine but went downhill fast.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline.

I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

They’re going to blow up the world before they admit what they did on that island.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Dave @dman16384]

@WUTangKids Fake Melania is a Full-Time job

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Looks like the fake Melania is back on the job

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Any other US president would have been forced to resign by this point. It's sad to see how far the US has fallen.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

An Iowa High School Girls basketball game had an ending you need to see to believe

This is March.

[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

Whoever leaks the unredacted Epstein files in full will deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe won’t make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I know that the insane has become the normal, but we all need to pay attention to this:

According to members of Congress and independent reporting, Donald Trump illegally hid files alleging that he raped a child.

This is the biggest presidential scandal of your life.