Chris Griego

“Famous” for ActiveAttr. The web is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
(he/him)

[Amara Abara @amaraabara]

"People misunderstand how things are created. Things are created by tinkering not by 5 year plans." - @nejatian, VP Product + COO @Shopify

🔥 quote on the Network State Podcast with @balajis and @tobi

[Chris Griego @cgriego]

@slicknet What types of mortgages do you use for your rental properties?

[R.I.Pienaar @ripienaar]

LinkedIn stats:

"Pre-pandemic,~1% of all jobs posted on LinkedIn were remote. As of today, that number is ~14%...but that's not the fascinating part. What's fascinating is north of 50% of all job applications on a daily basis on LinkedIn go to that 14% of remote jobs"

[Shaundai Person @shaundai]

Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster

git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”

[Adam the Typer @therealadam]

One thing at a time, incrementally https://t.co/xsd9k9q9L1

[James Edward Gray II @JEG2]

Always remember: Q4 is a lie. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, plus leftover work from Q1, Q2, and Q3.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

A desire for estimates often stems from fear that you won't deliver. Once you start delivering useful code very frequently, the ask for estimates tends to fade. No Estimates is not a thing you do, it's something that happens when you work in ways where estimates aren't required.

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

There's no need for dev and ops to have empathy for each other and work together, when there is no "dev" and "ops" -- only engineers who write and run their own code. 🙃

Devops is about automation and managing infrastructure. Platform is about not having infra to run.

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

I once believed that "free speech" meant: let all views be expressed in the "marketplace of ideas" and good ones will "win". But this only works in a world where we pretend that a child living under constant threat is not violence; is not oppression.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

I see no need to "scale Agile." You cannot become more agile by adding bureaucracy, which is what "scaling" almost always seems to mean. I've no interest in that. If huge orgs want agility, they need to become autonomous smaller orgs. Scale the work down, not the process up. 1/2

[ReductRs @reduct_rs]

How to Do Planning Poker Even Though It's Going to Fucking Suck

[Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck]

OH: "We expect to have the Critical User Journeys done in January, and then we'll start the prototype sprint just as soon as we finish the design sprint..."

"Waterfall", the word you're searching for is "waterfall".

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: FDA advisory panel backs first COVID-19 vaccine for the youngest children.

That means shots could be available as soon as next week. https://t.co/IY5n6s7Tw6

[Chris Griego @cgriego]

@slicknet We used U-Haul U-Boxes and can’t complain. We decided to replace rather than pay to ship many things, which in today’s supply chain climate wasn’t always the best idea.

[jennz0r @mybluewristband]

Engineering management is like...

Choose two:
* Recruiting, interviewing, hiring
* Keeping reports happy and fulfilled with career path
* Managing projects and sustaining engineering
* Maintaining technical expertise

But also, we expect you to do all of them.

[Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck]

This is the whiteboarding interview I'm here for.

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

You'd think the highest-paid sw engineers spend most of their time writing code.

If you observed them, you'll find they read a lot of code and documents, talk with lots of people, and think a lot.

Then they do what helps the business the most. And it's often not writing code.

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

Also, I learned while preparing for this talk that we have an official policy that "incident responders are encouraged to expense meals for themselves and family during an incident", which just fucking makes sense once you think about it.

[Chris Griego @cgriego]

@FriendlyAshley @ellembee Neither. I prefer (visibly) screwless/snap-on wall plates.