carley ☼

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

Pinning this lmao

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

i should start a thread of the shit people try to sell on this page because what 😭

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

idk how i’m feelin about this one

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

my dog got more gifts from my friends on his birthday than i did 🤣

[Slade Coulter @sladecoulter]

I call this one “Two drunk guys singing Turnpike on an elevator til the lights go out” @zachlanebryan

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

“you’re going the wrong way out” “umm ive had sex in this parking lot i know how to get around, thank you”

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

@ColinHutch75 you should 🤣

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

it amazes me how some people can look an entire menu up and down and still confidently order something that’s not fucking on it

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

i told my dog not to lick this woman’s toes (he’s bad about it) and she said “oh no it’s fine i kinda like it” i thought she was joking so i laughed and she said “seriously it feels pretty good” BITCH 😭😭😭

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

chicken mcgriddle specifically

[Jesimein @Jesimein]

McGriddles are the top tier fast food breakfast sandwich there is no competition.

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

@annakatecordaro you bet 🤣

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

just remembered one night i was trying to close but the people at the bar wouldn’t leave so i put the station on disney princess radio and instead of being appalled and leaving everyone just started singing aladdin

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

merry christmas to me, an idiot

[Zach @NewberryZach]

I can’t wait to absolutely fuck up some deviled eggs tomorrow and I mean that in the most disrespectful way possible

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.

will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

trans siberian orchestra is fire idc what anyone says

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

divorce sounds embarrassing. i’m never getting married

[carley ☼ @cgrowsmaller]

please don’t come around me with a lisp or an accent because i WILL mock you