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Goats are like mushrooms, if you yeet a duck, then I'm scared of toasters.

[Dogan Ural @doganuraldesign]

The first 16K image shared on 𝕏

Carousels now supports up to 20 images!

So here's an uuuultra-wide piece from me:

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

My wife has 400 bottles in the shower rack. Some shampoo, some conditioner. I blindly grab one each day and hope for the best. Worst case is my hair is wonderfully conditioned.

[SOVEREIGN BRAH 🇺🇸🏛️⚡️ @sovereignbrah]

Back when America was still American. Amazing to look back on.

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

Yep AI trade is over with

Apple never innovated after Jobs left just lived off his inventions

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is the kind of thing you’d find while listlessly flipping through one of your aunts fashion magazines as a kid in the 90s and you’d instantly hit puberty so hard it’d be like the time lapse transformation scene in The Wolf Man

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

From January… 🫥

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

JD Vance is the only politician in the world where news of him having an affair would actually elevate his brand

[Greg Cello @gregcello]

30 years ago was literally a different country.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

These people turn getting a free train ride into an escape room.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

More outrage over monkey noises than this

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

We need to get rid of the ethanol mandate. No more handouts to Iowa. They were very naughty in this election.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

If you have a refrigerator with food, you are rich enough to be afraid of socialism.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

@Polymarket You’d think this would be a job for American troops but here we are

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Nothing will ever top this image of Brian Shaw on the stage with the Mr Olympia 212 competitors. He looks like a school teacher taking a bunch of special-needs children for a day out.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

I think we have to reckon with the possibility that the Chinese weren’t trying to steal Nvidia’s tech: they were just trying to sabotage the company by ensuring a woman is in charge. I’m dumping all my Nvidia stock now.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

:(

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

People’s obsession for you to be as unsatisfied & unhappy with your life & yourself as they are with theirs & themselves is crazy

[Bonks @Bonks_n_Stonks]

😭