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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

[JT @ch0nck]

@tedcruz Could you be any more fucking stupid?

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Some of those that work forces are apparently the same that burn crosses.

[JT @ch0nck]

@realDonaldTrump WAAAAAAAAH

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

so the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on wives and cheated on his taxes and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity is trying to cheat his way out of an election loss? I did Nazi that coming

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[JT @ch0nck]

@realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Numbers are hard man

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

They are not "militias." They are groups of domestic terrorists.

Words matter.

[Justice delos Santos @justdelossantos]

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Well, I guess season 15 writes itself.

[JT @ch0nck]

@realDonaldTrump The only thing fake here is your "billionaire" status. And your hair. And your tan.

[DJ Jayhood @Djjayhood973]

This weather went from 90 to 55 like it saw a New Jersey state trooper 😭😭

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

You can't vote twice, but you can impeach twice.

#TrumpKnew

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A reminder: It’s illegal to vote twice. But not to impeach twice.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Biden just dominated Trump: “He keeps telling you, if only he was president, it wouldn’t happen ... He keeps telling us, if he was president, you’d feel safe. Well, he is president, whether he knows it or not.” More of this! Every! Single! Day!

[JT @ch0nck]

@TheRickWilson Fucking GOON.