deeds

Happy, joyous, and free

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I downloaded twitter onto my phone again after a 6 month hiatus just to tweet this.

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Comments on a post asking for gardening advice in a locally-based facebook group:
Person1: I really like A, B, and C!
P2: I have the same problem, I'm so glad you asked!
P3: Google it.

Don't be person 3, y'all.

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Really need the @Etsy app to get back up and running so I can resume my reckless lockdown spending spree

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Something: **happens**

Me: gotta text my mom about this

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"You know what this country needs? Another podcast about impeachment" - every podcast host right now

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Why is home coffee always so much better than work coffee?

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Listening to What the Dog Saw and am again struck by @Gladwell's ability to make me fall in love with pretty much anyone or anything

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Not only did @replyall make the podcast I craved, but they did an entire investigation into the scourge of feral hogs on rural America

@PJVogt is a national treasure

https://t.co/8rkWfV9VPy

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I need someone to make a podcast about this feral hogs thing so that I can understand what Twitter is doing today

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If anyone in the Philly area is looking for a new best friend, please check out Oakley at Morris Animal Refuge! He's a precious lil guy who just wants someone to love. He says having other furry friends wouldn't hurt either! https://t.co/WoKjgAyYJu

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Sony Pictures warned: Remake of "The Princess Bride" will be met with 1000 times the fury of "The Interview."

Marshal Kim Jong-Un loves "The Princess Bride," and will not see it defiled.

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How many times can I describe myself as "running around like a crazy person" before I just am the crazy person?

[Morris Animal Refuge @MorrisAnimal]

@darth Here’s adoptable puppies Oakley and Titan! They’re going to be at our @PetSmartChariTs National Adoption Weekend event this weekend at the Philly Center City PetSmart (https://t.co/JYsdUuh95s). Cheer up, you two - I’m sure you’ll find wonderful families there! 🐶🐶

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@cblakebakes Are you saying.... to wake you up when September ends?

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I'm "I saw that tweet before it was posted to BuzzFeed" kind of cool

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Took a huge step forward in my career goals today by following a bunch of law schools on Twitter ☑️

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

GMORNING!
Missed you.
You’re incredible.
No, not
*gestures at the world’s terrors*
Missed YOU,
out here doing your best,
falling, getting back up, finding the joy you need in the cracks in the timeline,
Missed you!

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: this is embarrassing, but I sound like a duck when I walk

Doctor: ok, walk to the other side of the room for me

Me, at a brisk pace: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO I LOVE BREAD

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

MAKE YOUR OWN FLAMING HOT CHEETOS BY EATING THEM WHEN THEY’RE ON FIRE, YOU COWARDS

[deeds @ch1ckadede]

Treasure your work friends, because no one else will understand your daily struggle on their level