maybe it’s just a weird coincidence but ever since my new roomie moved in my toothbrush started tasting… different. not bad, just different in a way i can’t describe. i kinda like it? whatever, it’s probably nothing
cmon kiddo, i thought you wanted to learn how to kiss a girl? what - no this isn't gross! 's all educational, so go on n give your dad's hairy shitter a big ol' smooch mkay?😵💫 doin' good so far, just add some more suckin' n you'll be gettin' all the girls.
Me and my boyfriends family went out to dinner a few hours in I was feeling weird my bf and everyone but his dad got up to grab their food, as soon as they left his dad snatched me into a corner n told me he put an aphrodisiac in my drink 😫
-El político se enteró que a su hijo le hacían bullyng, así que decidió ir a la casa del bastardo que molestaba a su querido hijo. No se esperaba que aquel también lo humillara y le hiciera calzón chino al maduro-
(POV:) YOU’RE ON THE CLOCK BUT THE CLIENT’S ATTIC IS UR JACK-OFF ROOM. U STROKIN’ IT HARD & LOUD ASF! NASTY AND RAUNCHY. WET SLAPS, DEEP GRUNTS & MOANS ECHOIN THRU THE WHOLE HOUSE 😩
THEY DOWNSTAIRS TALKIN BUSINESS WHILE U UP HERE LOSIN CONTROL. THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. 💦😂