JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS

That's right bitches, it's me, Jake English from the homestucks

STAY DETERMINE ♥️

[LucidaHuxlux - Local gremlin @LHuxlux]

The kind of food Bro Strider would feed Dave as a toddler:

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@cdromalt @virtuademon I kin both Jake and Dirk, does this mean that it applies to a more extreme scale for me

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump "Reddit, assemble"

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @JaneCrockerLovr @krokomarrk Yayyyy

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @krokomarrk Yeah you're gay enough, uh

The only reason you haven't seen the council then is just because they don't like you, sorry

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @krokomarrk The alternative is gay sex btw

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @krokomarrk You have to take your socks off, then you are deemed gay enough

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump Think of the gayest people you know, they are probably on the council

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump I am gay, that's why I point out when you are gay. I have permission from the council to do so

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump Yeah you're right

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump That's kinda gay

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@Cupmelon Lmaoooo people are actually taking this seriously 😭

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @JaneCrockerLovr Okay!

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@RabbitMortyBroh I wonder who that was 👀

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@AdmisPlayz Glaggle

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump @JaneCrockerLovr Hello saymer. Fancy seeing you here.

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

If you fucking shot a fucking bullet into a fucking curved fucking tube that points fucking back at you, most dumbass fucking people will think that it will make a full fucking loop, but that's not exactly what the fuck would fucking happen.

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

@katslikejump Bonar 🤤

[JAKE ENGLISH FROM THE HOMESTUCKS @ch333z3]

How I feel replacing any usage of "you" within an essay to "one" (I'm not allowed to say you)