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[Wayne @AmauriWayne]

La casa de Michael Scott.

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

@HeLLz_HBN We got the feedback. No BS. This is all about staying true to Modern Warfare. No clowny skins for launch and seasons beyond.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[Billythegoat 🐐🐐 @Billythegoatuk]

PSG scored and i started chanting UNITED, this hate watch is too spiritual.

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Dog.

[Gabriel @gabriel_horwitz]

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse.

- John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity.

- The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation.

- JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation.

- A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank.

- Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite.

- He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing.

so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild.

feel terrible for her and her family.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

They gave her a sinking ship and she started patching that mf up

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

BREAKING: After a massive $372m opening for Super Mario Galaxy, Nintendo has greenlit a third film to complete the trilogy based on the iconic Mario x Tropic Thunder mashup.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨MAJOR REVELATION: Tucker Carlson asked Joe Kent the question that started this war:

“Was Iran on the verge of getting a nuclear weapon?”

Kent — Trump’s own Director of the National Counterterrorism Center:

“No. They weren’t three weeks ago when this started. And they weren’t in June either.”

No nuclear weapon.

No imminent threat.

No justification.

This is not a Democrat. Not a Never Trumper. Not an Iranian official.

This is the man whose entire job was to know.

Speaker Johnson said the president had to strike first to prevent mass casualties from Iran’s nuclear program.

Trump’s own counterterrorism director just told Tucker Carlson — on camera — that was not true.

Mark Warner: No imminent threat.

Chris Murphy: totally incoherent.

Joe Kent: No, they weren’t.

Three independent confirmations from people with classified access.

$21 billion spent. 14 Americans dead. Oil at $102. Zero allied warships. Cuba dark. Taiwan surrounded.

For a nuclear weapon that didn’t exist.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

ARDA GÜLER, ARE YOU SERIOUS???

A GOAL FROM BEYOND THE HALFWAY LINE 🤯🤯🤯

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Hundreds of people are dead. Little girls are dead. Six Americans are dead. Others are risking their lives. Millions across the Middle East are terrified.

It's not a video game. It's not a meme. It's not another chance to troll the libs. It's fucking war.

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

El cabrón de @grok escribiendo esto

[Cody M 🇺🇸🇲🇨🏴‍☠️ @codym1917]

Jews running to germany for safety.

God has a sense of humor.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇲🇽 Leader of Mexico's CJNG cartel 'El Mencho' has been killed by the Mexican army.

[mike @MikeLucio02]

Y los barcos si son propios o también los rentaron?

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

This looks bad…. Please expedite $8B to israel.

[Just Chelsea @JustChelsea97]

Quién diría que una boletería 10 veces más costosa de lo habitual, en un país que no es futbolero, con un formato que te obliga a viajar miles de kilómetros para ver a tu equipo, sumado a un loco que odia a los extranjeros iba a perjudicar el Mundial? 🙀🙀 Imposible de prever.

[BowTiedPassport @BowTiedPassport]

Can’t make this up 😂

Peruvian cops dressed as teddy bears for a Valentine’s Day sting…

and arrested two female drug dealers named:

“La Romántica” and “La Tóxica.”

https://t.co/1fop72EHSe

[Alexandrinho @MulattoOrfeu2nd]

Argentines trying to gaslight everyone into thinking Mexican food sucks when the only cuisine they’re known for is barbecuing and even then Brazilian churrasco is better