Chace Murphy

Deep thoughts (occasionally) from a (mostly) shallow mind. Also, the opposite.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

'Stros. Out. Standing. #WorldSeries

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@Kica333 It starts with one random female cat. She gets pregnant within 24-36 hours and you are now one huge step closer to Crazy Cat Lady. #science

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@aggiegrad03 Imagine if you went rogue and used squash instead of spinach.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

Awesome

[Alameda County Sheriff @ACSOSheriffs]

Reports of a Tiger on the loose near the Oakland Zoo. If you see it call 911. 98th Ave at Golf Links.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@TbirdTr3y_10 Good for you. Protect your house.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@MattSkains I’m pretty sure they have guards under the grass.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@claydeezy Man, I loved me some Jerry Orbach. That helmet hair was impeccable.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@mattywatty01 Preach. And louder for the people in the back.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

More civil unrest, economic turmoil, folks can’t get a job, worries about a virus, and NOW @thedixiechicken roof collapses? You might want to get your affairs in order with the Lord, folks.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@KBTXShel I’ve lived here a long time and this one of the angriest storm days I remember.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@Seinfeldism1 I’m not driving him to the airport!!!!

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@aggiegrad03 @bestofnextdoor As the old saying goes, “Meat is murder...delicious, delicious murder.”

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@propjoesays The Beagles

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@ianmiles Careful, buddy. We can’t have you suspended.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@jackmurphylive Calm down, dude. You do you.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@ChuckCarltonDMN That’s going to be weird.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@TXWorkforce Do you have one phone line? I haven’t heard a busy signal in years, much less that my “call could not be completed as dialed”. Has Mabel nodded off at the switchboard? What a joke.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

@DirkBlocker My grandfather and your dad were buddies as kids in Bowie County, Texas.

[Chace Murphy @chacemurphy]

You wanna talk about doing the Lord’s work? These men are doing it. https://t.co/S3lePygSm6