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gods favorite alcoholic

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@StandByePogman @Syfreeed i cant leave this app man

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@MatthewHay87641 @landydot @AntifaScapegoat @brocialist_ @DLoCorrea your fantasies are strange bro

[alice @mercurialbean]

Gotta clock in tomorrow again

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“If we cut regulations, everything will get cheaper.”

Well nothing got cheaper, and now everything sucks. Thanks, conservatives.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans defunded her childhood reading program this year btw

[jackie 🐝 @tzukima]

we now live in the chinese surveillance state that we were fearmongered about for a decade, but without any of the benefits of modern chinese society

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@andy_lin94 @dieworkwear hey can you draw my guy as the chad sigma and your guy as the wimpy soyjak beta that'd be really cool if you could do that

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@squirrelpsps @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani at this point he should try anyways who cares the country is dissolving in its own stomach acid anyways

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@alaricvaas @OmegaLiquidX @slick7studios of course you'd do that you're 12

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@dgrimminck we got to inspect your brain bro we got to see what the fuck's going on in there

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@dgrimminck yes it literally is, smoke and pollution causes a greenhouse effect which causes warmer temperatures which causes drying out land which causes the ability for more fires. it really isn't that hard to comprehend.

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@dgrimminck @UkeCreature you don't trust the NOAA, that's utilized by the military and has the nation's best meteorologists on payroll? jesus you're stupid

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@dgrimminck @UkeCreature literally a 30 second google search.

https://t.co/blInC5rwKk

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@MaryKRe sheep

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@MaryKRe notice how all of those things are optional and voting is considered your civic duty

i hope the lead poisoning finishes the job one day bc this is damn embarrassing for you

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@MaryKRe @chayalies no there's like maybe 8 states that are like this. this is the reason why.

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@dgrimminck @UkeCreature holy shit y'all are braindead

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

A general strike would go hard rn