no boondler

he/him/rat from halo 3

[no boondler @chackolate__]

chanting "we rockin rollies for real" into a dimly lit mirror

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[STEPHEN | COMS OPEN @stephengiannart]

Needle Knight Leda from Elden Ring

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[tippity @tippity]

NEW FREDDIE GIBBS EP YEAAAAAA

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️

This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰

[missus nicheslop viii ΘΔ @TF2PyroYuri]

#darkwoke

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

"I'm too dumb to enjoy Indian food." —A moron

[lila 🍋 ⚡ @lilakeyLK]

#marathonthegame 🥝🍓🫐

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

My parents are super racist. They're always doing the Apu voice at me.

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

“sir we’re so sorry to tell you this but your wife and child sadly didnt make it through childbirth”

[ʎǝupʎs 🌙 シドニー @SydneyJones]

MALENIA, GODDESS OF ROT

[剣士 @graffitiGW]

Blade of Miquella

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

it's ok bro you can meow. let it out. you're nyanchalant. its okay

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{in solidarity with my friend Sridhar Ramesh} I’m Indian.

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding