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and i ✨ooop✨she/her

[Walker @SzczWalker]

DC metro stations be like: Senator Heights-National Monument

New York subway stations be like: 53 St

Boston T stations be like: Blooble

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They won’t let me merge they all hate me

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How life feels when you’re a man-hater instead of being a lover girl

[millie @stunninbrina]

“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[popsee @qopsee99]

Sorry if I was being rude I fucking hate you

[sarbec @becagawl]

“are you free after work?”

me after work:

[Scoutfreak 🔜 Mixfest 2026 @scoutfreak]

Co-worker handed me this amazing sticker

[miia @miiagarro]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[jynx @jynxbby]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

him and his mother for raising him that way

you did nothing wrong sis

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Boston has been defying kings since we threw the tea into the harbor in 1773.

[Lukie @howsypartner]

If you’re 25+ please put that Labubu down and start contributing to your 401k

[Lauren @laurenlamango]

Manson is free, Johnny depp is free, Cosby is free, Brad Pitt has an Oscar, trump is a dictator, diddy is not guilty…ask me again why women don’t speak up in this country

[paige @BonerWizard]

I supported Karen Read even back when I thought she drunk drove over her cop boyfriend

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

“Oh really, you don’t say!”