Chad Jovis O'Connell

Founder of @thatasset

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@TopDogLaw The Honda’s break lights never appear to turn on. The Honda was traveling a lot faster than the surrounding traffic. The Honda should have slowed down on lane change, instead they speed up and tried to GTA that shit.

[Mina Corpuz 🐟 @mlcorpuz]

Here is how Toby Price @jedipadmaster addressed the school board: By reading a poem he wrote.

Note: This isn’t the full video because it was too big for Twitter

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

Figuring out how to be “CEO” everyday. I’m a creative at heart. Making this ad with Toby leans into my strengths. Keep your ass clean folks. It’s surprisingly fantastic. @jedipadmaster

[Toby Price @jedipadmaster]

Today I hoped to learn that being fired was an overreaction. Instead, I experienced an attack on my character. As someone who likes to find the humor in difficult times and teachable moments when they arise, I’d like to thank @whisperbidets for letting this moment be both.

[Toby Price @jedipadmaster]

Today I hoped to learn that being fired was an overreaction. Instead, I experienced an attack on my character. As someone who likes to find the humor in difficult times and teachable moments when they arise, I’d like to thank @whisperbidets for letting this moment be both.

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@jedipadmaster (Toby) was fired for reading “I Need a New Butt!” not because anyone complained, but from fear that someone might. And we all know�� “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." Alert the #rebelalliance. #starwars #WeGotThis

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

All those years educating children, the man is a natural in front of the camera. #WeGotThis

[Toby Price @jedipadmaster]

Something awesome is on its way. Be sure to follow @WhisperBidets so you don’t miss it! #KeepItClean
#WeGotThis 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼

[Whisper Bidets @WhisperBidets]

👀keep those eyes peeled and your butts ready for some truly educational content coming soon!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Astrophysicists: gamma-ray jets exceed the speed of light https://t.co/45jPxZkGiY

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Wal-Mart has stopped selling guns and e-cigarettes in its quest to make sure everyone dies of diabetes.

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@joerogan what joe misunderstood is that base reality is indistinguishable from the “millions” (infinite) number of simulated realities - that you (@joerogan) could be inside an ancestors simulation where it’s the year 2019 and the ability to create a simulation has not been created yet.

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@tferriss why do you live in San Francisco over other cities? Professional? Personal?

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@briangrazer What's your morning routine? #360iasksGrazer

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

Hey @MTA you missed some of the most #CrucialCourtesies: http://t.co/VTW7vOt0Db

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@TeamStubHub I guess you meant StubHub, not TeamStubHub? Either way, done.

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@StubHub just fucked me and according to Stephanie A. there is no way you can correct this error in a timely manner.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

CVS stores to stop selling tobacco;
"Right thing for us to do," CEO says. http://t.co/l8gsOcCD4G

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@creative_circus Could you add the DGMS podcast to stitcher?

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

@Sharlow23 you and me both

[Chad Jovis O'Connell @chadJOVIS]

Gbable would translate text into any language using Google Glass. #kbsglass #ifihadglass http://t.co/Ejwnb4Yqq8

[R/GA @RGA]

5 yr old is telling me all about a serious documentary on the honey badger. Dying -- dying! -- to show her the one I'm familiar with.