Chad van Zevenbergen

you can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

9.5.18

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

@rgalloxx Were gonna have to agree to disagree on this one

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

@njpndn That dude needs to start wearing more colors

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

5) Please don’t think that AP Bio is taking me away from Sunny. It isn’t. That’s like saying that Jumanji is taking The Rock away from Fast and Furious. They are different projects. Thanks guys. I can’t wait for you all to see AP Bio. END THREAD

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

@ikswezsilutk I just need to find a job.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Truly truly truly get on your fucking knees and beg me. Otherwise I don't give a bollox.
My whiskey is out this year and thats Diddy bread.

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

@ikswezsilutk I knew i liked her

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

Well guys its December 13th, 2017. Which means 28 years ago a magnificent angel graced this earth for the first time. A true Goddess. Happy birthday to the lovely @taylorswift13

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

.@taylorswift13 covers the January cover of @BritishVogue, styled by @Edward_Enninful & shot by #mertandmarcus #NewVogue https://t.co/gJkCLXoSlU

[lmao @aayylmao]

a little cocaine in the mashed potatoes won't hurt right

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

You can hate me all you want but noones gonna hate me more than me #jokesonyou

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Thanksgiving in our house is a glorious, non-stop car accident set to the music of cocaine.

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

Found out that my preordered taylor swift cds from target werent arriving until saturday. Naturally I had to preorder a 3rd copy from itunes. #reputation #dedication

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In NYC for SNL rehearsals. I️ LOVE YOU @littlebigtown and CMAs.

[Zach Sang Show @ZachSangShow]

Iowa road signs are so relatable.

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

I take twitter very seriously and i hope my past tweets suggest that.

[Chad van Zevenbergen @chad_vandaddy]

Kats middle name is Dorothy