Born Again Salad Guy

“La muerte no existe, la gente sólo muere cuando la olvidan; si puedes recordarme, siempre estaré contigo” - Phil Collins

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

Just more salads dude. all i need.

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

Alternatively; Gavril Princip said, "muh Royal Family capitalism and imperialism bad" and World Wars 1 and 2 happened.

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@acnewsitics types of*

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@AdamKinzinger you'll note that this says "in" a fighter jet. Not, "flying." Also he has a stick back there and at some point in the flight may have been given control.

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@nearcyan can't imagine wanting to age slower. I yearn for the slow walk and hearing loss.

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@Bakari_Sellers all acting presidents are in charge of the design, maintenance, security, and structure of the white house; barring consult from agencies that work in their interest. Many presidents have restructured or redesigned the white house during their tenure.

[Nathan White @NPWhite717]

1. Plays professional football.
2. Marrying the biggest pop star in the world.
3. Is spending his time and money on roller coasters.

Are we sure he didn’t find a genie when he was 11?

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@mosuyanagi @Wintertide92 @BJ_Th3Juic3Man3 ya but bro that's a parent seeing the long game for their kid he's not saying exercise this behavior for a small orphan

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@latkedelrey toxoplasmosis

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@majipres your liver gonna be chain smoking cigarettes outside an AA meeting in the rust belt with that dose pookie

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@justcuuper typically the most informed person on earth is the leader of the free world but yk maybe he asked? maybe he got excited?

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@Matthewtravis08 Flags were actually ordered to be flown at half staff because those who actually knew about it were saddened and handled the situation correctly. The other 49 states, unless curious, couldn't have known unless it was thrust upon them.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@MrJamesMay @PicturesFoIder depending on the curvature of a lens or mirror; no. otherwise, yes!

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@RACCQQN_ sneak fats into meals; snack on sugars and dairy, drink sodie pops

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@pli_cachete Gonna go ahead and say our first place contestant is RBMK Control rod and test protocol design but I'll give an honorable mention to ammonium nitrate storage planning.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the average cyclist has the survival instinct of a loaf of bread

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

we used to do arsenic and cocaine as cure-alls, we are fine.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

People have gone absolutely insane

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@SirajAHashmi surely emirates knows they are safe in that airspace: unicorn of diplomacy only marveled by switzerland

[Born Again Salad Guy @chadbrobertson]

@marshmello there's this french duo called "daft punk" i'd give them a listen before they call it quits. really innovative stuff.