chad cartwright

R.I.P. pawpaw you will always be my superman. Have a good time while you're young so you can laugh when you're old. R.I.P Gator R.I.P Hoj

[chad cartwright @chadc58]

Lol momma didn’t raise a snitch 🏁

[Ask Lyft @AskLyft]

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[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[BFrog @BFrog__]

Dios: solo hay una regla...

Eva:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is nuts

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

The German soccer player just left Buc-ee’s. Now take him to Bass Pro and show him the AR-15s.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In TROPIC THUNDER (2008), Robert Downey Jr.’s character famously says, “I don’t drop character till I’ve done the DVD commentary.”

Then Downey actually stayed in character for the DVD commentary, turning a joke from the movie into reality.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The final episode of BOY MEETS WORLD (1993–2000) has an unfair amount of emotional damage packed into its last few minutes. Mr. Feeny saying goodbye to the class feels like a teacher saying goodbye to an entire generation that grew up with the show.

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In December, an 85-year-old widow called a North Carolina tree removal company, begging for firewood to keep her house warm, but said she couldn't pay them.

Paul Brittain, the owner, delivered the firewood for free, fixed her car, her roof, her heating/AC unit ALL for FREE and then raised $20,000 for her for Christmas.

Ever since, has been maintaining her property, completely for free.

He has never charged her a dime.

This is the America I love!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is absolutely an instinct for men.

[chad cartwright @chadc58]

@sniper72273 @Remzztrades Awesome information man. I appreciate it. Let’s get it 💪

[chad cartwright @chadc58]

@Remzztrades hey man, just wanted to say I love what you’re doing 🔥 I’ve been on $NOk it’s shooting down, so thinking about buying the dip. If all goes as planned. What is the goal price for $NOK 💎hands

[chad cartwright @chadc58]

@L3marlol @Remzztrades lol worth a shot @Remzztrades I thought he was a little more interactive. Keep it up though 💪

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to tell Japanese taxi driver I am in a hurry.

Me: Fast please.

Driver nods seriously.

big mistake.

this man started driving like he had unresolved trauma with traffic itself.

perfectly legal, but spiritually aggressive.

Me gripping seat: Maybe not THIS fast.

Driver: Hai.

SOMEHOW gets faster.

driver weaving through Tokyo streets with terrifying precision while calm jazz music plays softly.

at one point he whispered: Shortcut.

Brother entered another dimension.

I arrive in HALF the expected time.

Me shaking slightly: Thank you.

Driver turns around proudly: I was Formula 1 fan in 1987.

then handed me receipt like nothing happened.

I still think about that man sometimes.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

There's only one person with a mosquito farm .

[Lorenzo Davids @UrbanLo]

This is what humans do. We are humans.

[John Dabell @John_Dabell]

26,000 steps in Derbyshire today. 6 months ago I had a collapsed lung and multi-organ failure because of my cancer. How do you like them apples?!

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

There is no painter greater than God.

[BitcoinSapiens ⚡️ @BitcoinSapiens]

If I have to pay $6 rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.