Epidenick

A bit much.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Still so proud of this. "Chad, thanks for giving me the best joke in the set. - Dana Gould"

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Been panic-buying pogs and NFTs before the tariffs hit.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

I like that the financial burden of the tariffs ultimately falls on the consumer because after 20 years of working customer service jobs, there's nothing I hate more than a customer.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

This is a historic day for dumb people.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

My feed is flooded with stories about Tony Hinchcliffe being a really great guy. Just kidding. I've never heard a single positive thing about him.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

I can't believe Trump did Kill Tony.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Volkswagen ad in my FYP had me curious.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

There are no cruelty-free abs.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Donald Trump is the master of symbology. He left busloads of supporters stranded in the dessert tonight in Coachella, CA.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

The Tesla robot will be as drama-free as Detroit: Become Human and will work as flawlessly as the Cybertruck.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

The year is 2027, all streaming services have bundled back into cable, and your car has a subscription pay model for your airbags.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Whoever told the algorithm I care about anyone's opinion, good or bad, regarding Eminem will be hearing from my lawyer.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Please stop saying "prank gone wrong" if the prankster is attacked. That's what should happen every time.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Kamala Harris' motorcade just went down Santa Monica Blvd, making my bus delayed by 30 seconds. Welp, someone just lost a vote.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

@unrealLincoln Hard to argue

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

Sick of people asking why there isn't a "Straight Pride Parade". Hey, moron, if you EDUCATE yourself you would know that all parades are gay.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

All front paws are hands. All back paws are feet. I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

I started a work email to a client "Bob da bop bah bah, Inspector Chad-get!" after figuring out the answer to their question.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

All this Diddy abuse news really overshadows how terrible of a rapper he is.

[Epidenick @chaddenick]

@jessethehett Please, people have DIED, Jesse.

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