Chad Foust

[Pratham @dp_331]

This is 100 times better than open workspaces which we have now.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[amir @blumenfeld]

imagine this dude skipping stones?
are you fucking kidding me?

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Chad Foust @chadf123]

The difference is that one light is green and the other one is orange

[Ridwanullah @Apolly123_]

What's the difference between the green and the orange light ?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[Chad Foust @chadf123]

@NASAKennedy Love

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Richard @gamray]

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[goma @soigomaa]

So l actually just looked this up and apparently it's true.. middle children are dwindling.
In the 1970's, it was common to have three or four children. Today, almost 65% of women with children only have one or two. So the "middle child" is becoming increasingly rare. The fact that middle children are going extinct is the most middle child thing I've ever heard.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[Big Ol' Aba. @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

I like when the fast food worker wraps my debit card in the receipt like a blanket

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??