Chad Schott

Am I the racoon or the cat?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hillary Clinton used a private server for some emails.
Republicans wanted her to be imprisoned.

Donald Trump stole, hid, lied about stealing & hiding, and showed to OTHER people, classified national security documents.
Republicans want him to be President.

Any questions?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I am so here for President Biden throwing shade at Tommy Tuberville. 🔥🔥

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Lord Farquaad of Florida folks.

[Make it Stop! - Liberty and Justice for All 💙 @mcarr2021]

@OmarRiverosays @OccupyDemocrats https://t.co/r7f9d31Xds
Apparently Trump had a habit of showing off secret maps.
Just ask Kid Rock.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

#Bidenomics

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Donald Trump’s indictment for mishandling classified documents and obstructing justice is largely focused on how boxes of sensitive documents ended up crammed into Trump’s Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago.

But two of the indictment’s most vivid scenes took place about 1,200 miles to the north in New Jersey. https://t.co/bHAEj06tLZ

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

Tuberville is slowing almost 200 military promotions because he’s pissed that the military offers travel expenses for reproductive care.

He gladly boasted that Trump being found liable for sexual assault made him want to vote for him twice.

Having this much hate for women that you’re willing to sacrifice National Security means you’re threatened by us.

Let’s go, ladies, 2024! #FreshResists #FreshStrong

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit — this stuff from @MilesTaylorUSA’s new book about Trump is so… 🤢

“Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," Taylor writes.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Donald trump is not being “indicted for you.”
He‘s never done a thing for you.
Here’s what he promised you:
He said he would lower drug prices.
He didn’t.
He said he’d protect people with pre-existing conditions.
He didn’t.
He said he would repeal the Affordable Care Act, and replace it with something “beautiful.”
He didn’t.
He promised to eliminate the federal deficit.
He didn’t.
As a matter of fact, he increased it by almost $7.8 trillion.
He promised an infrastructure bill was coming in “2 weeks”.
It never came.
He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.
He didn’t and they didn’t.
He promised his tax cuts for the wealthy & corporations would pay for themselves.
They won’t.
In fact - they added $2 trillion to our national debt.
He promised to end the opioid crisis, ‘bring back coal’, protect steel jobs, increase wages, stop factories from moving overseas, enact term limits, show his taxes & that Hillary Clinton would be “locked up”.
He didn’t & she’s isn’t.
He said he would make America great and put America first.
He let a pandemic ravage the country unabated and kept our national security secrets in his bathroom.
And here’s what he did:
He used YOUR money to pay-off a porn star, mocked a disabled reporter, attacked a POW, bragged about sexual assault, got impeached (twice), lost re-election, plotted a coup, incited an insurrection, and stole highly classified documents he knew he wasn’t allowed to show anyone, but did.
So now he has found himself indicted on 34 state felony counts & 37 federal ones, all while still facing many more.
He didn’t do any of that “for you”.
He’s an incurious, incompetent imbecile, who is as corrupt and self-obsessed as he is dumb.
And he’s really, really dumb.
He’s a sociopathic traitor who’s done nothing for you.
Nothing.
He’s being indicted because of HIS actions.
His selfishness.
His disregard for the law and for the safety of our citizens.
Because the truth is, that aside from how much money you’ll send him to pay his many, many lawyers, that he doesn’t give a f*ck about you.
He doesn’t do anything for anyone but himself.
And getting indicted is 100% about him. Not you.

Believe me.

[Native Santa Cruz @NativeSantaCruz]

A surfing sea otter at Cowells

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

The fact that Ginni and Clarence Thomas are out of the news cycle already is egregious. Let's recap what happened, and how this works:

The billionaires who bought off Clarence Thomas and his wife (and paid for their kids' schools) run and work for the the largest corporations in the world. Thomas then rules from the bench in a way that gives these corporations more power than people themselves, while simultaneously stipulating that they aren’t subject to the same liabilities for their negligence.

In no uncertain terms, he makes sure that his benefactors’ businesses are untouchable, and they write him and his wife checks and allow them to use their planes and yachts bought with the ill-gotten gains made possible by judges like Thomas.

Ginni then organizes for right-wing political causes that advance the same agenda. Clarence and Ginni Thomas were bought for pennies on the dollar to sell out the people of America for the interests of a few greedy ideologues.

This news should have him recused from every case pending major criminal investigations, and should be pounded regularly until that happens.

Every. Single. Day.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

https://t.co/IXFGZjsfIy

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let me get this straight -

Democrats are anti-dictator.
Republicans are not.
Democrats want to protect the planet.
Republicans do not.
Democrats want bodily autonomy for women, the right to love who you love and the right to live authentically.
Republicans do not.
Democrats want to stop school shootings.
Republicans do not. (They want to hand out more guns and pray).
Democrats want to avoid a default on our debt.
Republicans do not.
Democrats believe in democracy and the rule of law.
Republicans DEFINITELY do not.

So, tell me - how the hell is this shit is even up for debate?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Republicans are so concerned about the national debt that their estate tax repeal bill would give:

$1.8 trillion to billionaires
$88 billion to the Walton family
$72 billion to Elon Musk’s family
$46 billion to the Jeff Bezos family
$0 to 99.9% of families

Total hypocrisy!

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

[Texas Organizing Project @TXOrgProject]

This you, @GregAbbott_TX?

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

Greg Abbott has been the Governor of Texas since January 20, 2015.

[Gerry Flood @gerryflood8]

@levparnas #MAGA Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

[Fred Garvin @NbayT_Rapper]

@levparnas