Chad Garrison

Editor, writer, backyard chicken farmer, a.k.a. Dad Garrison.

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Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

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@cardsfreak6 @SLMPD @Citizens4STL @DowntownStLouis Ahh, so it’s scarecrow policing! Glad to see it working so well.

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Hey @SLMPD - This abandoned, plateless car of yours has sat abandoned on Market Street for months. Why? @Citizens4STL @DowntownStLouis

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@publiceyestl That is funny. I actually complemented a cold call salesperson last week for correctly pronouncing H-O-K.

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@Apple - This 4-year-old iPhone 6s fell off a roller coaster yesterday. Park maintenance found it today and returned it to me. Despite a beat up screen, everything still works! Does Timex still have copyright on that “Takes a licking” slogan!?

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@publiceyestl Two weeks late here, but thank you! I’d forgotten about that piece. Fond memories there.

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@artistsdoing John Oates behind him tho. 🤣

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John Oates behind him tho.

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@buckswope Thank you!

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If I'm adding this correctly, it looks like we could have a electoral college tie at 264 each. Biden now has 227 and would pick up 37 from WI, MI and AZ. Trump how has 213 and would pick up 51 from NC, GA and PA. What am I missing? #mathnotmystrongsuit

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@teampunkass Ah. Thanks! I left out NV (6 votes). And obviously something else too!

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From Russia with Love. 🤢

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Guess who I saw unfurling Ol’ Glory this morning? America’s most freedom loving couple! #McCloskeys #StLouis #4thofJuly2020 #kenandkaren #morningbikeride

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I couldn’t tell from the video feeds yesterday, but we’re the @Chiefs players as drunk as the @StLouisBlues in their victory parade?

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According to @ArchRecord a draft order titled (can't make this up) “Making Federal Buildings Beautiful Again” would require all new U.S. government buildings to mirror the classical styles of ancient Athens and Rome. https://t.co/MJtyQxW12M

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#CountdownEntry ftw.

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Can't keep up with the latest TV show? Perhaps that's because there are twice (!!) as many as just a decade ago. https://t.co/45qOUu6GR7

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I'm just going to put @frankturner "Be More Kind" on repeat until Wednesday, November 4, 2020. OK. Bye. https://t.co/L9klPf0u1G

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@teampunkass "Dome for the holidays?"

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#CaptionThis