Chad Kearbey

C. Kearbey Counseling. LPC-A. School Counselor. Message me for a free consultation (Texas only).

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[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

We made the right call in leaving Texas due to Beryl. We were apparently without power most of yesterday and lost a couple of fences. Now we get to drive through the aftermath of the hurricane.

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

Keeping an eye on Hurricane Beryl. We fled the state, not because we were afraid of fierce winds or walls of rain, but out of fear of power outages where we might have to entertain our children without WiFi. 🤪

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

@2Centsssssss I'm in the same boat.

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@SayItWitYaKickz @FadeAwayMedia Came here to say the same thing.

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@Captain_DadPool Hard to find tailors for such garments too.

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

@rjochoa Exactly. People cracking jokes still expected Dallas to win. In my opinion, this is their worst playoff loss in recent history just because of the hype surrounding this year.

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

@WomnOfValor -All mental health issues were due to sin.

-If I didn’t tithe, God would find a way to punish me for his 10%.

-The earth was 10,000 years old.

-God was all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving, and all-good, but allows evil X,Y, and Z to occur.

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

The turnaround of the #Texans this year is one of the great #NFL stories of recent memory.

Had a plan, executed to perfection. Rookie of the year, coach of the year, and as bright a future as any team in the AFC.

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

@VivieVAdorned 😄, thanks!

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

This year was supposed to be great! Well, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants.

-Ross Geller (and me, minus the leather pants)

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

I do enjoy the cookies and milk part. Merry Christmas everyone!

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

Honorable Mentions

1. Christmas with the Kranks (I enjoy this movie more and more as my wife and I slowly turn into Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis)
2. Jingle All the Way (”Oh, poor baby.”)
3. Klaus (favorite newish Christmas movie)

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

Best Christmas movies

1. Elf
2. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
3. A Christmas Story
4. Home Alone/Home Alone 2
5. It's a Wonderful Life

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

🙄. I would love to see this dude’s Internet history.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Jesus Christ…

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@Captain_DadPool Aha! I'll have to grab one now.

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@jburn @reachjulieroys I hope not. You know how they are.

[Tipsy Hussle @19delta4life]

Colby Covington losing to a black man in front of Trump

[Chad Kearbey @chadkearbey]

Always a great weekend to see my social media feeds flooded with friends/family/former students graduating from institutes of higher learning. Y’all make me so proud.