Chad Opitz

Stand up comic by night/protecting Rick Moranis also by night
Instagram: @chadopitz

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I wrote a song about this very topic:

https://t.co/e5H17fJoIA

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

EVIL DEAD movie where someone finds the Necronomicon in one of those free outdoor libraries

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

@cevangelista413 I wrote a song about this very topic:
https://t.co/e5H17fJoIA

[Doug Loves Movies @DougLovesMovies]

New ep is out today with returning champs @chadopitz and @jeremyelderr, plus everybody’s champion, @pagetpaget. Chad recommended BREAKDOWN from 1997, Jeremy is a fan of the one-shot movie VICTORIA, and Paget Brewster loves Sean Baker’s RED ROCKET. Which of these is your fav?

[raine🦂 @thegorezone]

bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery.

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

How many families has Coldplay ruined?

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

@Voxrfszzisf I'm certain they will

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The alternate title for 28 Years Later was 28 Inches Later

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How come they never make iron skillets with big ol' titties?
They always flat.

[Mitch Jones @ComicMitchJones]

I personally want to thank @chadopitz for this news!

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

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@gnumstang The Pope is from Chicago where Siskel & Ebert wrote their movie reviews

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

Siskel & Ebert would have given this new Pope Two Thumbs Up

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If you commit a sin before they elect a new Pope it doesn't count

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If Francis had dipped 2 months ago, Conclave would have won best picture

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

"He is rizzin" - Christ's followers after he begins displaying a newfound amount of swagger and confidence

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

This rules

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

@AlottaLina She's doing well, yes:) thanks for asking

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

Happy birthday to Michael Rooker!
I once showed Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to a girl I had a crush on in high school which is perhaps one of the most ill-advised decisions in my entire life.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa are on the new season of Celebrity Big Brother together.

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

@AlottaLina 👀 do you know my mom?